《Life Gets Tee-j’us Don’t It?》歌词

[00:00:00] Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It? - Tex Williams/Celeste Holm

[00:00:12] The sun comes up and the sun goes down

[00:00:16] The hands on the clock keep a going 'round

[00:00:19] I just get up and it's time to lay down

[00:00:22] Life gets tee jus don't it

[00:00:25] My shoes untied but I don't care

[00:00:29] I ain't a figuring on going nowhere

[00:00:31] For I'd have to wash and comb my hair

[00:00:35] And that's just wasted effort

[00:00:38] The water in the well just getting lower and lower

[00:00:41] Can't take a bath at six months more

[00:00:44] But I've heared it said and it's true I'm sure

[00:00:47] That to much bathing will will weaken you

[00:00:51] I opened the door and the fly's swarm in

[00:00:54] Closed the door and I'm sweating again

[00:00:57] And in the pros a huchh crack my shin

[00:00:59] Just one darn thing after another

[00:01:15] You know that old brown mule he must be sick

[00:01:18] I jambed him in the rump with a pin on a stick

[00:01:22] He humped his back but he wouldn't kick

[00:01:25] Now there's something cock eyed somewhere

[00:01:28] A mouse a chewing on the pantry door

[00:01:32] He's been at it fer a month or more

[00:01:34] When he gets through he'd sure gonna be sore

[00:01:37] 'Cause there ain't a darned thing in there

[00:01:41] Hound dog howling so forlorn

[00:01:44] Laziest dog that was ever born

[00:01:47] He's a howling 'cause he's a setting on a thorn

[00:01:50] And just to tired to move over

[00:01:53] The tin roof leaks and chimney leans

[00:01:56] And there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans

[00:02:00] And I ett the last of the pork and beans

[00:02:02] Just can't depend on nothing

[00:02:18] Cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay

[00:02:22] Fish quit bitting and it's Saturday

[00:02:25] Troubles are piling up day by day

[00:02:28] And now I'm getting dandruff

[00:02:31] Grief and misery pains and woes

[00:02:34] Debts and taxes so it goes

[00:02:37] I think I'm getting a cold in my nose

[00:02:40] Life get tee just don't it