《Lydia the Tattooed Lady》歌词

[00:00:00] Lydia the Tatooed Lady - Groucho Marx/Six Hits/a Miss

[00:00:03] Oh Lydia oh Lydia

[00:00:04] Say have you met Lydia

[00:00:07] Lydia The Tattooed Lady

[00:00:10] She has eyes that men adore so

[00:00:13] And a torso even more so

[00:00:17] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:00:18] That encyclopedia

[00:00:20] Oh Lydia The Queen of them all

[00:00:22] On her back is The Battle of Waterloo

[00:00:26] Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too

[00:00:29] And proudly above waves the red

[00:00:31] White and blue

[00:00:32] You can learn a lot from Lydia

[00:00:36] La-la-la la-la-la

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[00:00:42] She can give you a view

[00:00:44] Of the world in tattoo

[00:00:46] If you step up and tell her where

[00:00:49] For a dime you can see

[00:00:50] Kankakee or Paree

[00:00:52] Or Washington crossing The Delaware

[00:00:55] La-la-la la-la-la

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[00:01:02] Oh Lydia oh Lydia say

[00:01:04] Have you met Lydia

[00:01:06] Lydia The Tattooed Lady

[00:01:09] When her muscles start relaxin'

[00:01:12] Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

[00:01:15] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:01:17] That encyclopedia

[00:01:18] Oh Lydia the champ of them all

[00:01:22] For two bits she will do

[00:01:23] A mazurka in jazz

[00:01:26] With a view of Niagara

[00:01:28] That nobody has

[00:01:30] And on a clear day

[00:01:32] You can see Alcatraz

[00:01:33] You can learn a lot from Lydia

[00:01:37] La-la-la la-la-la

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[00:01:43] Come along and see Buffalo Bill

[00:01:45] With his lasso

[00:01:46] Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso

[00:01:50] Here is Captain Spaulding

[00:01:51] Exploring the Amazon

[00:01:53] Here's Godiva

[00:01:54] But with her pajamas on

[00:01:57] La-la-la la-la-la

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[00:02:03] Oh Lydia oh Lydia

[00:02:04] Oh have you met Lydia

[00:02:07] Lydia The Tattooed Lady

[00:02:10] When she stands the world grows littler

[00:02:13] When she sits

[00:02:15] She sits on Hitler

[00:02:16] Lydia oh Lydia

[00:02:18] That encyclopedia

[00:02:19] Oh Lydia The Queen of them all

[00:02:23] She once swept an Admiral

[00:02:25] Clear off his feet

[00:02:26] The ships on her hips

[00:02:27] Made his heart skip a beat

[00:02:29] And now the old boy's

[00:02:31] In command of the fleet

[00:02:32] For he went and married Lydia

[00:02:36] I said Lydia

[00:02:37] He said Lydia

[00:02:39] I said Lydia

[00:02:40] We said Lydia la la