《More Freaky Tales》歌词

[00:05:09] BEYOTCH!

[00:05:09] Short Dog's in the house once again with this pimp sh*t

[00:05:09] Chorus:

[00:05:09] These are the tales the freaky tales

[00:05:09] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:05:09] For fifteen years I've been a real player

[00:05:09] So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

[00:05:09] Verse 1: Too $hort

[00:05:09] I met this girl in Atlanta

[00:05:09] She let a ni**a f**k but I still can't stand her

[00:05:09] The p**sy wasn't good I said "What's up b**ch?

[00:05:09] I'm tired of f**kin' can you suck dick?"

[00:05:09] She said "No", but she had another friend

[00:05:09] So I switched like a real pimp

[00:05:09] Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

[00:05:09] I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"

[00:05:09] She mumbled something, I don't know what she said

[00:05:09] Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-a** head

[00:05:09] B**ch said her name was Theresa

[00:05:09] All on my dick like cheese on pizza

[00:05:09] In the A-T-L where the grass is greener

[00:05:09] I f**ked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina

[00:05:09] When I first moved out there, I met Holly

[00:05:09] Five-foot one with a bad a** body

[00:05:09] Freaky little b**ch she was a Gemini

[00:05:09] She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"

[00:05:09] I met another girl went to Spellman College

[00:05:09] Every day after school I aquired the knowledge

[00:05:09] I took her to my house so I could get some

[00:05:09] I f**ked her real good and made the b**ch cum

[00:05:09] She was hella limber, said her name was Amber

[00:05:09] She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember

[00:05:09] I had another freak, her name was Wendy

[00:05:09] When I first met the b**ch she said "Please don't pimp me!"

[00:05:09] I did it anyway

[00:05:09] I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A

[00:05:09] Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante

[00:05:09] She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay

[00:05:09] Let me hit that hometown p**sy on the strimp

[00:05:09] Look out for a ni**a, treat me like a pimp

[00:05:09] You know I can't forget about the strippers

[00:05:09] Cinderella with the glass slipper

[00:05:09] Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends

[00:05:09] Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends

[00:05:09] It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick

[00:05:09] B**ches said they heard I had a big dick

[00:05:09] So I showed it to 'em, only took one second

[00:05:09] Dick rock hard, b**ches gettin' nekked

[00:05:09] Chorus:

[00:05:09] These are the tales, the freaky tales

[00:05:09] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:05:09] For fifteen years I've been a real player

[00:05:09] So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

[00:05:09] Verse 2: Too $hort

[00:05:09] I know another b**ch, her name is Terri

[00:05:09] I lied to the b**ch "It's about time I get married"

[00:05:09] I couldn't see me pimpin' her

[00:05:09] So I f**ked her next door neighbor, Jennifer

[00:05:09] She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy

[00:05:09] Terri caught me creepin' and said "Ni**a don't play me!"

[00:05:09] But them hoes liked to freak

[00:05:09] I used to send 'em new niggas every other week

[00:05:09] I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked

[00:05:09] These are the tales, some of this sh*t I made up

[00:05:09] I change the name so I can rhyme and sh*t

[00:05:09] So if it's you, you know the time b**ch!

[00:05:09] I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets

[00:05:09] It was her, her girlfriend April and me

[00:05:09] I do it on the regular, two at a time

[00:05:09] Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine

[00:05:09] Like them Texas niggas, I never would change

[00:05:09] Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game

[00:05:09] These hoes recognize when I come in the door

[00:05:09] I ain't trickin b**ch, so what you want me for?

[00:05:09] Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one

[00:05:09] B**ch lets have some fun

[00:05:09] I f**ked her, you thought I didn't

[00:05:09] Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'

[00:05:09] So then I f**ked the twins, Sharon and Karen

[00:05:09] Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em

[00:05:09] Don't ask me who I f**ked first, it ain't my fault

[00:05:09] In the end, I still got the same results

[00:05:09] Chorus:

[00:05:09] These are the tales, the freaky tales

[00:05:09] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:05:09] For fifteen years I've been a real player

[00:05:09] So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

[00:05:09] Verse 3: Too $hort

[00:05:09] Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene

[00:05:09] We was layin real close like two sardines

[00:05:09] Talkin', laughin', kissin' and sh*t

[00:05:09] Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick

[00:05:09] You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia

[00:05:09] I told her "I got a new freak over here"

[00:05:09] She rushed over, I left and when I came back

[00:05:09] Them hoes was lickin' cats

[00:05:09] They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'

[00:05:09] Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'

[00:05:09] She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray

[00:05:09] To keep these hoes away

[00:05:09] I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked

[00:05:09] These are the tales, some of this sh*t I made up

[00:05:09] I change the name so I can rhyme and sh*t

[00:05:09] So if it's you, you know the time b**ch!

[00:05:09] These are the tales, the freaky tales

[00:05:09] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:05:09] For fifteen years I've been a real player

[00:05:09] So if you wanna get f**ked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

[00:05:09] Beyotch!

[00:05:09] And it don't stop

[00:05:09] Old school Short Dog

[00:05:09] Still spittin' it

[00:05:09] Still gettin' it

[00:05:09] Gettin' that money

[00:05:09] Eastside baby, Oakland

[00:05:09] You ain't knowin?

[00:05:09] Beyotch!