《How It’s Gonna Be》歌词

[00:00:00] How It's Gonna Be - The Dead Milkmen

[00:00:12] Start off in the womb yeah where it's nice and warm

[00:00:16] Things are lookin' good then it's time to be born

[00:00:20] Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt

[00:00:23] And before you know it your umbilical cord is cut

[00:00:27] Drag you from your mama wheel you down the hall

[00:00:31] Room full of babies who just lie there and bawl

[00:00:36] Lyin' in a diaper feelin' like a fool

[00:00:40] Things'll get much worse when it's time to go to school

[00:00:57] You're crammed into a classroom with 30 other kids

[00:01:01] Good you get nothing - bad you get hit

[00:01:05] Nobody likes you and the classroom is cold

[00:01:09] Stuck with a textbook that's 35 years old

[00:01:13] Bullies beat you up teacher puts you down

[00:01:17] Sittin' in the corner don't dare make a sound

[00:01:22] If you learn one thing better learn to curse

[00:01:25] 'Cuz from now on life gets even worse

[00:01:42] Now that you are 30 better get a job

[00:01:46] You will buy a house you will buy a Saab

[00:01:50] Get up in the morning you will feel like dyin'

[00:01:54] As the years go rollin' by you will lose your mind

[00:01:58] You were once a young man now you're turnin' grey

[00:02:02] Listening to people talkin' 'bout the Judgment Day

[00:03:30] Now you've retired goodbye to the job

[00:03:34] And you've lost your teeth goodbye corn-on-the-cob

[00:03:38] Look back on your life and all the things you did

[00:03:42] Standin' in the yard yellin' at the kids

[00:03:46] Now you're kickin' back you don't have a care

[00:03:49] Time to see the world from your Craft-matic chair

[00:03:55] You'll move to Arizona where all the old folks go

[00:03:58] You will vote Republican you'll see UFO's

[00:04:15] Then one day you die find yourself in Hell

[00:04:19] With the lake-o'-fire and that awful brimstone smell

[00:04:23] You were really good but you weren't good enough

[00:04:27] Living ain't so easy dying's really tough

[00:04:31] Now look around see how it's gonna be

[00:04:35] Yes my friend you're screwed for all eternity