《The Bad Touch》歌词

[00:00:30] You came twice last year

[00:00:31] Like a Sear's catalog

[00:00:32] Cause your last boyfriend

[00:00:34] Made love like Boss Hogg

[00:00:36] Well now you're seeing me

[00:00:37] But soon I'll have you seeing God

[00:00:39] Cause girl I'll get you panting

[00:00:40] Like you're Pavlov's dog

[00:00:41] Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down

[00:00:45] But baby your black box is the one that I found

[00:00:47] I'll give you the gift that keeps on given'

[00:00:49] It won't cost you any money

[00:00:50] Then she grabbed me by the ears and said

[00:00:52] Kiss me where it smells funny

[00:01:17] So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

[00:01:20] I can tell I'm doing something right

[00:01:22] By the way that she blushes

[00:01:23] She's the one that's speechless

[00:01:25] But I'm the one that's tongue tied

[00:01:26] She's thinking holy mackerel

[00:01:27] I'm thinking tuna on the side

[00:01:29] There must be something wrong

[00:01:30] With Al Pacino's nose

[00:01:32] Cause the scent of a woman

[00:01:33] Is like rotten tomatoes

[00:01:35] Yea I'm snorkeling for clams

[00:01:36] And it doesn't matter if I wanna be

[00:01:38] Don't come up for air until you

[00:01:39] Kiss me where it smells funny

[00:01:53] Drop my face below her waist

[00:01:54] And stay on third base

[00:01:56] I can tell that cherry's ripe

[00:01:57] By the way that it tastes

[00:02:00] Yea I could make a lot of wine

[00:02:01] With the yeast I find inside her panties

[00:02:02] And then drink it out

[00:02:03] While eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.