《This Is Not a Song， It’s a Sandwich》歌词

[00:00:00] This Is Not A Song It's A Sandwich - Psychostick

[00:00:30] I know what you're thinking

[00:00:32] You're thinking

[00:00:33] "This is a song"

[00:00:35] Well I guess

[00:00:35] I'll just have to show ya

[00:00:37] Exactly where you are wrong

[00:00:39] Why aren't you hearing the cheese

[00:00:40] Why aren't you feeling the ham

[00:00:41] If you don't listen

[00:00:42] You'll miss it

[00:00:43] You don't understand

[00:00:44] I will explain it all once

[00:00:45] I can explain it all twice

[00:00:46] To make it clear to your brain

[00:00:47] Until you've taken a bite

[00:00:49] It couldn't be a dam

[00:00:50] 'Cause it doesn't have a beaver

[00:00:51] It's not the DMV

[00:00:52] 'Cause it doesn't make you wait

[00:00:53] It couldn't be a taco

[00:00:54] 'Cause it isn't very crunchy

[00:00:56] It couldn't be an Olsen

[00:00:57] 'Cause it isn't Mary-Kate

[00:00:58] It can't be Dirty Dancing

[00:00:59] 'Cause it doesn't make you vomit

[00:01:01] It couldn't be an iron

[00:01:02] 'Cause it doesn't burn your face

[00:01:03] It couldn't be Bruce Campbell

[00:01:04] 'Cause it isn't freakin' awesome

[00:01:06] It couldn't be a keyboard

[00:01:07] 'Cause it doesn't have a space bar

[00:01:10] (Because)

[00:01:11] This is not a song it's a sandwich

[00:01:13] What would make you think otherwise

[00:01:16] This is not a song it's a sandwich

[00:01:18] Now no more of your vile filthy lies

[00:01:21] (This is a song) No it's a sandwich

[00:01:24] (Uh But it's a song)

[00:01:27] No it's a sandwich

[00:01:36] So what are you thinking

[00:01:38] Still think this is a song

[00:01:40] Do you require more proof

[00:01:42] Do you enjoy being wrong

[00:01:45] Why aren't you hearing the meat

[00:01:46] Why aren't you feeling the bread

[00:01:47] If you don't listen you'll miss it

[00:01:48] You're making me sad

[00:01:49] I will explain it all once

[00:01:50] I can explain it all twice

[00:01:52] And then again and again

[00:01:53] Until you've taken a bite

[00:01:54] It couldn't be a chick

[00:01:55] 'Cause it doesn't want to marry

[00:01:57] It can't be Windows Vista

[00:01:58] 'Cause it doesn't suck enough

[00:01:59] It couldn't be a boob

[00:02:00] 'Cause it isn't very squishy

[00:02:01] It couldn't be a beer

[00:02:02] 'Cause it isn't good and stuff

[00:02:04] It couldn't be a tub

[00:02:05] 'Cause it doesn't have a ducky

[00:02:06] It couldn't be a stoner

[00:02:07] 'Cause it doesn't have a joint

[00:02:09] It couldn't be an egg

[00:02:10] 'Cause there is no Easter Bunny

[00:02:11] It couldn't be a song

[00:02:12] 'Cause it doesn't have a point

[00:02:15] (Because)

[00:02:16] This is not a song it's a SANDWICH

[00:02:19] What would make you think otherwise

[00:02:21] This is not a song it's a SANDWICH

[00:02:23] It's really just a hoagie in disguise

[00:02:26] (I'm pretty sure this is a song)

[00:02:28] No it's a sandwich

[00:02:31] (Song) Sandwich

[00:02:36] (Song ) Sandwich

[00:02:40] (Jesus dude

[00:02:41] What is wrong with you )

[00:02:42] No it's a sandwich

[00:02:46] Lettuce bacon mayo

[00:02:47] Tomato cheese olives

[00:02:49] Onions frog tuna

[00:02:51] Turkey peppers salami

[00:02:53] Noodles pizza tires crowbars

[00:03:00] You bought (or stole )

[00:03:03] This dumb CD

[00:03:05] Now you are suffering

[00:03:10] Driving home working out

[00:03:13] Or at your job

[00:03:15] At your house or wherever

[00:03:18] On your iPod