《You’ve Got Mail Enhancement》歌词

[00:00:00] If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing

[00:00:10] If you engage in spam, there's something you should know

[00:00:15] That I will hunt you down

[00:00:19] And I'll destroy you!

[00:00:26] Burn in hell!

[00:00:33] I get online, then notice I have email

[00:00:36] I click my inbox, and see, ah what the f**k?

[00:00:39] 20 emails, all coming from the same guy

[00:00:41] I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size

[00:00:44] And what is this?I won a brand new XBOX?

[00:00:46] I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups!

[00:00:49] Try to close 'em, my PC takes a sh*t on me

[00:00:51] There is no rubber for electronic STD's

[00:00:54] For every spam I get

[00:00:56] I'm gonna make you eat your own sh*t!

[00:00:59] For every spam I get

[00:01:01] I'm gonna choke you with your own dick!

[00:01:03] Thank you for ruining the internet... f**k face

[00:01:07] Thank you for ruining the internet... donkey balls

[00:01:10] Thank you for ruining the internet... cooter cream

[00:01:12] Thank you for ruining the internet... dick!

[00:01:28] I get rebooted, and get back to my email

[00:01:31] I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom

[00:01:33] Keep on searching for anything legitimate

[00:01:36] I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it

[00:01:38] And what is this?Shania Twain all nekkid!!

[00:01:41] I click the link and I get dicks on the screen!

[00:01:44] Endless dickage, colossal disappointment

[00:01:46] I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

[00:01:49] For every spam I get

[00:01:51] I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick

[00:01:54] For every spam I receive

[00:01:56] You're gonna get to gargle your pee

[00:01:59] For every spam I get later

[00:02:02] I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater

[00:02:05] For every spam you send me

[00:02:07] I'm gonna do... something... like... really not good...

[00:02:17] Thank you for ruining the internet... sh*t lick

[00:02:34] Thank you for ruining the internet... penis steak

[00:03:14] Thank you for ruining the internet... anal butter

[00:03:19] Thank you for ruining the internet... cunt!