《Skyrim Accident Helpline》歌词

[00:00:00] Skyrim Accident Helpline - Dan Bull

[00:00:00] Written by：Dan Bull

[00:00:00] Are you a Skyrim resident

[00:00:02] Had an accident that wasn't you're fault

[00:00:04] Then call the Skyrim Accident Helpline now

[00:00:07] I used to be an adventurer

[00:00:08] But I took an arrow to the knee

[00:00:10] I was right in a dungeon with my companion

[00:00:12] When he carelessly stepped on a pressure plate

[00:00:14] And I was smashed in the face

[00:00:15] With a spiky metal grid

[00:00:17] I had to spend two weeks off work

[00:00:19] Recoverin' in the Temple of Kynareth

[00:00:21] I was in the middle of an epic battle

[00:00:23] With a frost dragon

[00:00:24] When I slipped on an icy patch it had made

[00:00:26] And grazed my shin

[00:00:28] When restoration spells just aren't enough

[00:00:30] Skyrim Accident Helpline can help you

[00:00:32] Claim the compensation you deserve

[00:00:34] There's no Fus

[00:00:36] If you don't win

[00:00:37] You won't pay a single Septim

[00:00:38] So give us a shout on

[00:00:40] Lun lo mey vo ov aus

[00:00:43] No lollygagging