《Least Favorite Rapper》歌词

[00:00:01] Least Favorite Rapper - Busdriver

[00:00:03] Uh oh

[00:00:03] Ey I don't need no popper stoppers

[00:00:07] Cause the money in the pop

[00:00:09] No can do Busdriver

[00:00:10] Wait hold on

[00:00:11] Project blowed

[00:00:12] Don't say my name though

[00:00:14] Poppin P's profusely

[00:00:15] I don't want people to know I'm on the song

[00:00:18] These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back

[00:00:21] So f**k sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back

[00:00:24] Your favorite rapper's brawny

[00:00:25] Wearing a French braided hair shirt

[00:00:27] My bank account been scrawny

[00:00:28] Since I was a 10th grader square twerp

[00:00:30] Your favorite rapper is extravagant

[00:00:31] Aside from his pompous name

[00:00:33] He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain

[00:00:36] Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum

[00:00:39] From his condominium

[00:00:41] While brandishing his implausible mini-gun

[00:00:42] He sells more drugs than the FDA

[00:00:44] He's ready for war like FDR

[00:00:45] I believe him whole-heartedly

[00:00:47] Because he keeps saying it in every bar

[00:00:49] Your favorite guy said he shot niggas

[00:00:50] On the grass lawn in his rap song

[00:00:51] But he's sweeter than baked goods

[00:00:53] When he claims his hood as Capcom

[00:00:54] Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's

[00:00:56] Repeats himself like a old timer

[00:00:57] He works harder than a gold miner

[00:00:59] When it comes to picking ghostwriters

[00:01:00] And me I'm your least favorite

[00:01:02] With a haircut like a pineapple

[00:01:03] Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano

[00:01:05] Loading candy corns like it's live ammo

[00:01:06] What's wrong with you

[00:01:08] Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper

[00:01:10] My records only get released in Anchorage Alaska

[00:01:13] What's wrong with you

[00:01:14] Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper

[00:01:16] Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

[00:01:19] What the f**k is wrong with you

[00:01:20] Oh Oh I can't lease space ships from NASA

[00:01:23] Because I'm the least favorite rapper

[00:01:25] What's wrong with you

[00:01:26] I am your least favorite

[00:01:28] I am your least favorite

[00:01:29] I am your least favorite

[00:01:30] I am your least favorite rapper

[00:01:34] My release date is after

[00:01:38] The D-Day disaster

[00:01:41] I need to get cheesecake for master

[00:01:43] I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator

[00:01:45] Pissing on the circuit breaker

[00:01:46] While the strippers do the percolator

[00:01:47] I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

[00:01:50] Read by the type of hipster

[00:01:51] That don't like me yellin all kinds of niggas

[00:01:52] While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards

[00:01:53] Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

[00:01:55] Still unliked because my leading single's about

[00:01:57] Laser beams and force fields

[00:01:58] And my hoopty's not full of groupies

[00:02:00] Just Mabellyne and orange peels

[00:02:01] But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut

[00:02:03] And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough

[00:02:05] But compared to them I'm street as f**k

[00:02:06] I will put USB ends in their tween cunts

[00:02:08] When it comes to this nerd rap

[00:02:09] It seems like the black thing's a problem

[00:02:10] You know what I Idi A-mean

[00:02:12] I feel like the last king of Scotland

[00:02:13] So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt

[00:02:16] Dipping Polaroids in rice milk

[00:02:17] Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys

[00:02:19] And an iced grill

[00:02:20] The new rap fans listen to 'Ye

[00:02:21] Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay

[00:02:23] Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway

[00:02:24] Just to convince the women to stay

[00:02:26] And sell out like it was Christmas Day

[00:02:27] And give everyone an admission to pay

[00:02:29] For a tit in the face

[00:02:30] I was beginning to say

[00:02:31] What came first the chicken or egg

[00:02:32] The twist in the fray dissident fan that listens today

[00:02:34] Dissipates visits and strays

[00:02:36] What the f**k

[00:02:36] Did our whole approach to business decay

[00:02:38] We underused all the parlor tricks

[00:02:39] Instead of talking about art and shit

[00:02:41] I should have put my hardened dick

[00:02:42] In the hind quarters of Time Warner

[00:02:44] It's over

[00:02:46] That fool just served Time Warner

[00:02:47] Fools are sniffin' yay

[00:02:49] That fool had tits at your Christmas party

[00:02:51] Shout out to Forest Whitaker Idi Amin

[00:02:54] Yeah

[00:02:56] What's wrong with you

[00:02:57] Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper

[00:02:59] My records only get released in Anchorage Alaska

[00:03:02] What's wrong with you

[00:03:04] I'm your least favorite rapper

[00:03:06] Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

[00:03:08] What the f**k is wrong with you

[00:03:09] Oh Oh I can't lease space ships from NASA

[00:03:12] Because I'm your least favorite rapper

[00:03:14] What's wrong with you

[00:03:15] I am your least favorite

[00:03:17] I am your least favorite

[00:03:18] I am your least favorite