《Germs That May Cause the Following》歌词

[00:00:00] Germs That May Cause the Following - Busdriver/Radioinactive/Daedelus

[00:00:19] You're the guy I read about

[00:00:20] Here take this autographed headshot

[00:00:21] Thank you but I don't do d**gs

[00:00:22] But I'm an actor

[00:00:23] I'm in a German-speaking country

[00:00:24] The devil made me grow a handlebar moustache

[00:00:25] He gave me a salad full of seasoned crush glass

[00:00:29] This product is know to prevent germs that may

[00:00:30] cause the following ear infection

[00:00:31] Nausea

[00:00:31] Tuberculosis

[00:00:32] Acne

[00:00:32] Chaffing

[00:00:33] Diaper-rash

[00:00:33] Forgetfulness

[00:00:34] Unemployment

[00:00:34] Reckless driving

[00:00:35] Shaky hands

[00:00:35] Stinky feet

[00:00:36] In-gown toenails

[00:00:36] Coked-up 80's band's coat-tails

[00:00:37] A lady's man's boat sail...

[00:00:38] so the homie will post bail...

[00:00:40] so the natives will blow the conch shell...

[00:00:41] so the plaintiff will hide his cottontail...

[00:00:42] I've made up my mind about the office sales...

[00:00:43] the defendant who lied about the carcass smell...

[00:00:45] the rigor mortis had set in...

[00:00:46] the picture portraits of dead friends...

[00:00:47] are fishing for corpses in bed pans

[00:00:48] Who ever did my sister's abortion's a dead man

[00:00:55] If I read an exert from the Tao of Pooh

[00:00:56] The crowd will boo

[00:00:57] Hiss

[00:00:57] And complain and pout and whine

[00:01:00] But there's no double-threat in doing a shuffle step in a too-too

[00:01:02] The litterbug n***a loves and buys a ticket stub

[00:01:04] You are confusing that Mercedes emblem for a peace sign

[00:01:06] Philanthropist check clearing looks good at press hearings

[00:01:10] And I'm mistaking that peace sign for a crosshair

[00:01:11] Agents with earpieces tailing my Civic

[00:01:15] I really can't read your mind for this collect-call fair

[00:01:17] Necktie tree hanging

[00:01:18] Rectify pee-braining

[00:01:19] Me and my networking yuppie friends

[00:01:21] Xeroxing our resumes in 1... 2...

[00:01:23] 3...

[00:01:24] 4...

[00:01:41] According to the status of my migraine

[00:01:44] You've been surveying me in your spy plane

[00:01:46] I'm a secret agent with a speaker fragrance

[00:01:48] and I have a secret cage in my frequent conversations

[00:01:51] and frequent flyer miles and my little ankle wings

[00:01:55] And even when a liar smiles

[00:01:56] There's people eating spider bile with sequenced aprons

[00:01:59] for the purpose of treating their hyper child