《Make ’Em Laugh(Glee Cast Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Though the world is so full of a number things

[00:00:02] I know we should all be as happy as

[00:00:04] But are we

[00:00:06] No definitely no positively no

[00:00:08] Decidedly no Mm mm

[00:00:13] Short people have long faces and

[00:00:15] Long people have short faces

[00:00:17] Big people have little humor

[00:00:18] And little people have no humor at all

[00:00:21] And in the words of that immortal God

[00:00:22] Samuel J Snodgrass as he was about to be lead

[00:00:26] To the guillotine:

[00:00:27] Make 'em laugh

[00:00:29] Make 'em laugh

[00:00:30] Don't you know everyone wants to laugh

[00:00:32] (Ha ha )

[00:00:33] My dad said "Be an actor my son

[00:00:37] But be a comical one

[00:00:40] They'll be standing in lines

[00:00:42] For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

[00:00:46] Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite

[00:00:49] And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat

[00:00:52] Just slip on a banana peel

[00:00:53] The world's at your feet

[00:00:54] Make 'em laugh

[00:00:55] Make 'em laugh

[00:00:56] Make 'em laugh

[00:00:57] Make 'em

[00:00:59] Make 'em laugh

[00:01:00] Don't you know everyone wants to laugh

[00:01:04] My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke

[00:01:07] But give it plenty of hoke

[00:01:09] Make 'em roar

[00:01:11] Make 'em scream

[00:01:12] Take a fall

[00:01:13] But a wall

[00:01:14] Split a seam

[00:01:16] You start off by pretending

[00:01:17] You're a dancer with grace

[00:01:19] You wiggle 'till they're

[00:01:20] Giggling all over the place

[00:01:22] And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

[00:01:25] Make 'em laugh

[00:01:25] Make 'em laugh

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[00:01:51] Make 'em laugh

[00:01:53] Make 'em laugh

[00:01:54] Don't you know everyone wants to laugh

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[00:02:07] Make 'em laugh ah ah

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[00:02:19] Make 'em laugh

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