《If I Were a Rich Man》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Were a Rich Man (Karaoke Playback with Lead Vocals) [From the Musical "Fiddler on a Roof"

[00:00:01] Dear God

[00:00:03] You made many many poor people

[00:00:06] I realize of course

[00:00:06] That it's no shame to be poor

[00:00:09] But it's no great honor either

[00:00:13] So what would have been so terrible

[00:00:14] If I had a small fortune

[00:00:16] If I were a rich man

[00:00:18] Ya ha deedle deedle

[00:00:19] Didle didle deedle deedle dum

[00:00:22] All day long

[00:00:23] I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:00:24] If I were a wealthy man

[00:00:27] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:00:29] Ya ha deedle deedle didle

[00:00:30] Didle deedle deedle dum

[00:00:33] If I were a biddy biddy rich yidle

[00:00:36] Diddle didle didle man

[00:00:39] I'd build a big tall house

[00:00:43] With rooms by the dozen

[00:00:45] Right in the middle of the town

[00:00:48] A fine tin roof with real

[00:00:50] Wooden floors below

[00:00:53] There would be one long

[00:00:54] Staircase just going up

[00:00:56] And one even longer

[00:00:57] Coming down

[00:00:59] And one more leading nowhere

[00:01:01] Just for show

[00:01:05] I'd fill my yard with chicks

[00:01:08] And turkeys and geese and ducks

[00:01:10] For the town to see and hear

[00:01:12] Squawking just as noisily as they can

[00:01:17] And each loud Cheep Swaqwk Honk Quack

[00:01:21] Would land like a trumpet on the ear

[00:01:23] As if to say

[00:01:25] Here lives a wealthy man

[00:01:31] If I were a rich man

[00:01:33] Ya ha deedle deedle

[00:01:34] Didle didle deedle deedle dum

[00:01:37] All day long

[00:01:38] I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:01:40] If I were a wealthy man

[00:01:42] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:01:44] Ya ha deedle deedle didle

[00:01:46] Didle deedle deedle dum

[00:01:48] If I were a biddy biddy rich yidle

[00:01:52] Diddle didle didle man

[00:01:55] I see my wife my Goldie

[00:01:59] Looking like a rich man's wife

[00:02:01] With a proper double chin

[00:02:04] Supervising meals to her

[00:02:06] Heart's delight

[00:02:08] I see her putting on airs

[00:02:10] And strutting like a peacock

[00:02:12] Oy what a happy mood she's in

[00:02:15] Screaming at the servants day and night

[00:02:22] The most important men in town

[00:02:24] Would come to fawn on me

[00:02:28] They would ask me to advise them

[00:02:31] Like a Solomon the Wise

[00:02:34] If you please Reb Tevye

[00:02:37] Pardon me Reb Tevye

[00:02:40] Posing problems

[00:02:41] That would cross a rabbi's eyes

[00:02:50] And it won't make

[00:02:52] One bit of difference

[00:02:54] If I answer right or wrong

[00:02:57] When you're rich

[00:02:58] They think you really know

[00:03:04] If I were rich

[00:03:05] I'd have the time that I lack

[00:03:08] To sit in the synagogue and pray

[00:03:11] And maybe have a seat

[00:03:13] By the Eastern wall

[00:03:16] And I'd discuss

[00:03:18] The Holy books with the learned men

[00:03:21] Several hours every day

[00:03:23] That would be the sweetest thing of all

[00:03:32] If I were a rich man

[00:03:33] Ya ha deedle deedle

[00:03:34] Didle didle deedle deedle dum

[00:03:38] All day long

[00:03:39] I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:03:41] If I were a wealthy man

[00:03:43] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:03:45] Ya ha deedle deedle didle didle

[00:03:47] Deedle deedle dum

[00:03:49] Another man I lie and lanme

[00:03:53] You drunk read I should be what I am

[00:03:57] What it's sports I fast return black

[00:04:02] If I were a wealthy man