《Be Claus I Got High》歌词

[00:00:00] Be Claus I Got High - Bob Rivers

[00:00:06] Hey man just roll me another christmas blunt

[00:00:11] I was gonna trim the tree until i got high

[00:00:16] I was gonna buy you a dvd but then i got high

[00:00:22] My presents ain't wrapped up and i know why

[00:00:27] 'Cause i got high

[00:00:29] Because i got high

[00:00:31] Because i got high

[00:00:34] I was gonna hang my lights before i got high

[00:00:39] I was supposed to book my grandma's flight but then i got high

[00:00:45] She's sleeping' at lax and i know why

[00:00:50] 'Cause i got high

[00:00:52] Because i got high

[00:00:54] Because i got high

[00:00:57] I was gonna send you a card but i got high

[00:01:03] Put a lighted reindeer in my yard but i got high

[00:01:08] My jack-o-lantern's frozen it's still outside

[00:01:13] 'Cause i get high

[00:01:15] Because i get high

[00:01:17] 'Cause i get high

[00:01:20] I was gonna clean the chimney flue but then i got high

[00:01:26] I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy

[00:01:32] I drank his milk and cookies and i know why

[00:01:36] 'Cause i got high

[00:01:39] Because i got high

[00:01:40] Because i got high

[00:01:44] I was gonna go to midnight mass while i was high

[00:01:49] I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while i was high

[00:01:55] Now i'll burn in hell and i know why

[00:01:59] 'Cause i got high

[00:02:01] Because i got high

[00:02:03] Because i got high

[00:02:06] I was gonna kiss my grandma's face and then i got high

[00:02:12] I was gonna eat her fruit cake too then i got high

[00:02:18] It tasted pretty nasty but i don't mind

[00:02:23] Because i was high

[00:02:25] Because i was high

[00:02:26] Because i was high

[00:02:30] I'm messing with christmas songs because i'm high

[00:02:35] I hope afroman don't take this wrong because he's high

[00:02:40] If i get a call from his attorney well i know why

[00:02:46] So he can get high

[00:02:48] So he can get high

[00:02:49] So he can get high

[00:02:52] Hey is he really high

[00:02:53] He's yeah high

[00:02:54] Fa la lalala scooby do da

[00:02:56] Yeah he really is high

[00:02:58] Snoop snoop doggy do wah

[00:03:00] Flippy de bird at you all

[00:03:05] La da da da dah de dah

[00:03:07] Doggy doo doo

[00:03:08] Say mutt

[00:03:09] Say mutt

[00:03:09] Say mutt

[00:03:10] So all you kids be real good make your bed

[00:03:14] That's fantastic advice for all the children

[00:03:17] Hey man we screwed this up big time ok

[00:03:20] When grandma hears this ooh man i'm outta the will ok

[00:03:24] No more sweet potato pie brother