《I Like Chinese(The Final Rip Off Remix)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Like Chinese (The Final Rip Off Remix) - Monty Python

[00:00:00] The world today seems

[00:00:02] Absolutely crackers

[00:00:05] With nuclear bombs to

[00:00:07] Blow us all sky high

[00:00:10] There are fools and idiots

[00:00:12] Sitting on the trigger

[00:00:16] It's depressing and it's

[00:00:18] Senseless and that's why

[00:00:22] I like Chinese

[00:00:26] I like Chinese

[00:00:30] They only come up to your knees

[00:00:33] Yet they're always friendly

[00:00:35] And they're ready to please

[00:00:38] I like Chinese

[00:00:41] I like Chinese

[00:00:45] There's nine hundred million

[00:00:46] Of them in the world today

[00:00:50] You'd better learn to like them

[00:00:51] That's what I say

[00:00:54] I like Chinese

[00:00:57] I like Chinese

[00:01:01] They come from a long way overseas

[00:01:05] But they're cute and they're cuddly

[00:01:07] And they're ready to please

[00:01:10] I like Chinese food

[00:01:13] The waiters never are rude

[00:01:17] Think of the many things

[00:01:19] They've done to impress

[00:01:21] There's Maoism Taoism

[00:01:23] I Ching and Chess

[00:01:25] So I like Chinese

[00:01:29] I like Chinese

[00:01:33] I like their tiny little trees

[00:01:37] Their Zen their ping-pong

[00:01:39] Their yin and yang-ese

[00:01:41] I like Chinese thought

[00:01:45] The wisdom that Confucious taught

[00:01:49] If Darwin is anything to shout about

[00:01:53] The Chinese will survive us all

[00:01:55] Without any doubt

[00:01:56] So I like Chinese

[00:02:01] I like Chinese

[00:02:05] The only come up to your knees

[00:02:08] Yet they're wise and they're witty

[00:02:10] And they're ready to please

[00:02:29] I like Chinese

[00:02:32] I like Chinese

[00:02:36] Their food is guaranteed to please

[00:02:40] A fourteen a seven a nine and lychees

[00:02:44] I like Chinese

[00:02:48] I like Chinese

[00:02:52] I like their tiny little trees

[00:02:55] Their Zen their ping-pong

[00:02:57] Their yin and yang-ese

[00:03:00] I like Chinese

[00:03:03] I like Chinese