《Beowulf(I Am Deformed)》歌词

[00:00:00] Beowulf (I Am Deformed) - Momus

[00:00:21] I have come with my sword Naegling

[00:00:25] And the usual aches and pains

[00:00:30] To defeat Grendel the monster

[00:00:35] Lately scourge of the Danes

[00:00:40] Showing no mercy in the mead hall

[00:00:44] He laid waste thirty thanes

[00:00:48] In return I will chop off his shoulder

[00:00:54] Then I will deal with his mother

[00:01:10] Where is the disabled loo

[00:01:15] I'm feeling slightly queasy woozy

[00:01:19] So would you if you'd had to do

[00:01:22] The things I've had to do

[00:01:25] Slay the good slay the bad

[00:01:29] Do I have the right to use the disabled loos

[00:01:33] Did they send the right

[00:01:35] Man from the land of heroes

[00:01:38] Stop laughing I am Beowulf

[00:01:42] I give you my oath as I was born

[00:01:45] I am Beowulf

[00:01:47] I am the hero coming to save you

[00:01:52] And I am deformed

[00:02:08] Cancer gubbins that hangs at

[00:02:09] My neck like a turkey throat

[00:02:12] Swaddling leather trussing

[00:02:14] Up a shrivelled belly bloat

[00:02:17] Dangling from my orifice is

[00:02:19] A puzzling speculum drip

[00:02:21] If you promise not to tell

[00:02:23] Anyone I have a hare lip

[00:02:26] A smoking hole and a very large mole

[00:02:28] My face it slithers my ears are torn

[00:02:31] Don't laugh I am deformed

[00:02:35] Stop laughing I am Beowulf

[00:02:40] I give you my oath as I was born

[00:02:42] I am Beowulf

[00:02:44] I am the hero coming to save you

[00:02:49] And I am deformed

[00:03:04] So go ahead laugh you won't be the first

[00:03:06] Richard the Hundredth

[00:03:07] The Hunchback laughed

[00:03:09] Henry Dalrymple the simpleton

[00:03:10] Convulsed with mirth

[00:03:13] At this sick rubber joke my bones as

[00:03:15] They poke out of a hole in my skin

[00:03:17] At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling

[00:03:20] Prosthetic thalydomide limb

[00:03:23] Have a good laugh while

[00:03:24] You're at it at my schlong

[00:03:27] My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags

[00:03:29] I dribble down a twig

[00:03:32] I twitch along the ground

[00:03:34] My Breugel boots they beggar belief

[00:03:36] I have the stinky shanks of a hound

[00:03:41] My patchy moustache hides a birthmark

[00:03:43] I have come to save Denmark

[00:03:46] Stop laughing

[00:03:55] Stop laughing I am Beowulf

[00:03:59] I give you my oath as I was born

[00:04:02] I am Beowulf

[00:04:04] I am the hero coming to save you

[00:04:09] I am deformed