《金牌司仪》歌词

[00:00:00] 金牌司仪 - 森美移动

[00:00:30] 钉珠片熨金晚装

[00:00:33] UnUn脚练跳弹床

[00:00:37] 变戏法学最多两堂

[00:00:40] 要我上去数百呎

[00:00:41] 各有各嘅搏命强项

[00:00:44] The Show Must Go Wrong

[00:00:46] 做最好 睇我做保证大骚

[00:00:51] 在座都识宝

[00:00:53] 未对稿 急到赖先叫大骚

[00:00:58] 台词都甩稿

[00:01:00] 全日对白唔对 次序唔妥

[00:01:04] 凌乱到 叫大型节目离谱

[00:01:22] 惊险到 渣都冇

[00:01:25] 日日做场大骚

[00:01:28] 生命都失控就似恐怖

[00:01:46] 位嘉宾冇乜嘢讲

[00:01:50] 个拍挡又太善忘

[00:01:53] 踢跌个助兴的女郎

[00:01:57] 爆肚爆肚爆到冇

[00:01:58] 你系对我太大期望

[00:02:01] The Show Must Go Wrong

[00:02:02] 又赈灾 总理话梗撑大骚

[00:02:07] 十万都捐到

[00:02:09] 又竞选 选美例牌叫大骚

[00:02:14] 用泳衣担保

[00:02:16] 成队配乐弹错 佢话嚟过

[00:02:20] 胡闹到 记住投诉话离谱

[00:02:38] 惊险到 渣都冇

[00:02:41] 日日系场大骚

[00:02:44] 一话开骚我就作绞肚