《A Secretary Is Not a Toy》歌词

[00:00:00] A Secretary Is Not a Toy - Jonathan Freeman/How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Orchestra

[00:00:01] Written by：Frank Loesser

[00:00:01] Gentlemen gentlemen

[00:00:07] A secretary is not a toy

[00:00:10] No my boy not a toy

[00:00:15] To fondle and dandle and playfully handle

[00:00:23] In search of some puerile joy

[00:00:28] No a secretary is not

[00:00:32] Definitely not a toy

[00:00:40] You're absolutely right Mr Bratt

[00:00:44] We wouldn't have it any other way Mr Bratt

[00:00:49] It's a company rule Mr Bratt

[00:00:51] A secretary is not a toy

[00:00:54] No my boy not a toy

[00:00:58] So do not go jumping for joy boy

[00:01:00] A secretary is not

[00:01:02] A secretary is not

[00:01:05] A secretary is not a toy

[00:01:11] She's a highly specialized key component

[00:01:13] Of operational unity

[00:01:16] A fine and sensitive mechanism

[00:01:18] To serve the office community

[00:01:22] With a mother at home she supports

[00:01:26] And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwarz

[00:01:31] A secretary is not a pet

[00:01:33] Wound by key pulled by string

[00:01:35] Her pad is to write in

[00:01:37] And not spend the night in

[00:01:42] If that's what you plan to enjoy

[00:01:45] No

[00:01:55] A secretary is not a pet

[00:01:57] Nor an E rector set

[00:02:01] It happened to Charlie McCoy boy

[00:02:04] They fired him like a shot

[00:02:06] The day the fellow forgot

[00:02:08] A secretary is not a toy

[00:02:16] N N N N

[00:02:18] N N N N

[00:02:20] N O N O

[00:02:22] N O N O

[00:02:24] N O T O Y

[00:02:26] N O T O Y

[00:02:28] N O T O Y

[00:02:30] Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

[00:02:35] Bess bess bess bess

[00:02:49] The secretary ya got

[00:02:51] Is definitely not

[00:02:53] Employed to do a gavotte

[00:02:56] Or you know what

[00:02:58] Before you jump for joy

[00:03:01] Remember this my boy

[00:03:03] A secretary is not

[00:03:06] A tinkertoy