《Greatest Comedian》歌词

[00:00:00] Greatest Comedian - Matt Maltese

[00:00:02] Written by：Matt Maltese/Alex Burey

[00:00:12] You're the beauty the stranger in the grocery store

[00:00:17] You're the highest quality hardwood door

[00:00:22] You're the final wartime piece of bread

[00:00:26] You once told me that you hate the shaven head

[00:00:30] I want you so

[00:00:32] And God must be the greatest comedian I know

[00:00:37] To put you so far away

[00:00:41] He put you so far away

[00:00:49] There are Davids and Janets everywhere

[00:00:54] There are juveniles with the blondest hair

[00:00:58] There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash

[00:01:03] There are people like me the whitest trash

[00:01:07] I want you so

[00:01:09] And God must be the greatest comedian I know

[00:01:14] To put you so far away

[00:01:18] He put you so far away

[00:01:30] I have heard

[00:01:33] That Jesus was a very handsome girl

[00:01:39] If she were

[00:01:42] I'd bet she'd look something like you now

[00:01:49] I have heard

[00:01:52] That some people feel the earth is flat

[00:01:57] But if it were

[00:02:01] How come I don't see you anywhere

[00:02:06] How come I don't see you any

[00:02:09] I want you so

[00:02:11] And God must be the greatest comedian I know

[00:02:16] To put you so far away

[00:02:20] He put you so far away

[00:02:27] I want you so

[00:02:29] And God must be the greatest comedian I know

[00:02:34] To put you so far away

[00:02:39] He put you so far away