《A Complicated Song》歌词

[00:00:00] A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols (音频偶像)

[00:00:12] Pizza party at your house

[00:00:15] I went just to check it out

[00:00:18] 19 extra larges

[00:00:20] What a shame no one came

[00:00:23] Just us eating all alone

[00:00:27] You said take the pizza home

[00:00:30] No sense letting all this go to waste

[00:00:33] So then I faced

[00:00:35] Pizza all day and everyday

[00:00:38] There's cheese round the clock

[00:00:39] It's getting me blocked

[00:00:41] And I sure don't care the irregularity

[00:00:46] Tell me

[00:00:47] Why'd you have to go

[00:00:48] And make me so constipated

[00:00:51] Cause right now I'd do anything to

[00:00:53] Just get my bowels evacuated

[00:00:57] In the bathroom

[00:00:59] I sit and I wait and I strain

[00:01:01] And I sweat and I clench

[00:01:02] And I feel the pain

[00:01:04] Oh should I take laxatives

[00:01:05] Or have my colon irrigated

[00:01:09] No no no

[00:01:13] I was feeling pretty down

[00:01:16] Til my girlfriend came around

[00:01:19] We're just so alike in every way

[00:01:23] I gotta say

[00:01:25] In fact I just thought I might

[00:01:28] Pop the question there that night

[00:01:31] I was kissing her so tenderly

[00:01:35] But woe is me

[00:01:37] Who would uh guessed her family crest

[00:01:39] I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh

[00:01:42] And son of a gun

[00:01:44] It's just like the one on me

[00:01:47] Tell me

[00:01:48] How was I supposed to know

[00:01:50] We were both related

[00:01:52] Believe me if I knew she was

[00:01:55] My cousin we never would of dated

[00:01:59] What to do now

[00:02:00] Should I go ahead and propose

[00:02:02] And get hitched

[00:02:03] And have kids with 11 toes

[00:02:05] And move to Alabama where

[00:02:07] That kind of thing is tolerated

[00:02:10] No no no

[00:02:13] No no no

[00:02:16] No no no

[00:02:19] No no no no

[00:02:24] I had so much on my mind

[00:02:26] I thought maybe I'd unwind

[00:02:29] Try out that new roller coaster ride

[00:02:33] And the guide

[00:02:35] Said not to stand but that's a demand

[00:02:38] That I couldn't meet I got on my feet

[00:02:40] And stood up instead

[00:02:42] And knocked off my head you see

[00:02:45] Tell me

[00:02:47] Why'd I have to go

[00:02:48] And get myself decapitated

[00:02:51] This really is a major inconvenience

[00:02:54] Oh man I really hate it

[00:02:57] It's such a drag now

[00:02:59] Can't eat I can't breathe

[00:03:00] I can't snore

[00:03:01] I can't belch or yodel anymore

[00:03:04] Can't spit or blow my nose

[00:03:05] Or even read Sports Illustrated

[00:03:08] Oh no

[00:03:10] Why'd I have to go and get myself

[00:03:12] All mutilated yeah yeah

[00:03:14] I gotta tell ya

[00:03:16] Life without a head kinda makes me irritated

[00:03:20] What a bummer

[00:03:22] I can't blink

[00:03:23] I can't cough

[00:03:23] I can't sneeze

[00:03:24] But my neck is enjoying

[00:03:26] A pleasant breeze now

[00:03:28] Haven't been the same since my head

[00:03:29] And I were separated

[00:03:32] No no no