《G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.)》歌词

[00:00:00] Haha ha ha that was funny man

[00:00:03] That was funny

[00:00:04] Yeah So what's the uh what's the real track 4 though

[00:00:07] The real track

[00:00:08] Yeah That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though

[00:00:11] Yeah That's actually track number 4 on the record

[00:00:13] Watsky

[00:00:14] I'm telling you man it's not a stretch It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time

[00:00:18] Y'know Poignant

[00:00:19] Watsky

[00:00:20] Yes

[00:00:21] You have to like

[00:00:22] Disrespect women and talk about clubs and sh*t

[00:00:23] Like that's really important nowadays That's what they want on the radio man

[00:00:26] Y'know it's a track about

[00:00:27] Y'know juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and-

[00:00:29] See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile

[00:00:32] Think JUVENILE You didn't say b**ch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD

[00:00:36] No but at the end of that eh-

[00:00:37] Sprinkle it man Sprinkle some disrespect on it

[00:00:39] Sprinkle it

[00:00:40] Sprinkle a little disrespect on it There's no disrespect on the record it's too nice

[00:00:44] You need to have the big f**king glasses a funny hat where's your T-Pain effect

[00:00:48] I want you to go back go home

[00:00:51] And write a better song with more b**ches f**k more peoples' mothers and sisters and brothers and grandmothers and sh*t

[00:00:57] Then come back here and we'll talk

[00:01:03] Lemme bounce with the beat for a second No homo

[00:01:08] Uhm yeah Whoo

[00:01:12] Get in bed like I'm at war

[00:01:14] Make your vagina more than kinda sore

[00:01:16] I'm hung like a dinosaur

[00:01:18] Sh*t your hymen tor

[00:01:19] You're busted

[00:01:20] You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid

[00:01:23] I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches

[00:01:26] Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches

[00:01:29] Met a slow girl I was f**king her fast

[00:01:31] Had some tight old p**sy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT

[00:01:36] I molest old age Grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe

[00:01:40] Is your chest cold babe

[00:01:41] Are those boobs your goosebumps

[00:01:43] Hey sugar tits can a pimp have two lumps

[00:01:46] Measure my heart prick whatever the night

[00:01:48] I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height

[00:01:53] I'm healing myself I have a hole in my pocket

[00:01:56] And I'm feeling myself

[00:01:59] I'm like WuTang your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can

[00:02:03] The rapper who can destroy mere humans

[00:02:05] F**k your facelift f**k you're played whip

[00:02:08] I built a spaceship to ride in while you're crusing Earth

[00:02:11] Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe

[00:02:15] The ten best rappers is a list of me

[00:02:17] I exist to be the greatest rapper in history

[00:02:20] Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle

[00:02:22] Taught Plato to rap then kicked his a** in a battle

[00:02:26] I'm the best rapper alive

[00:02:28] That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives

[00:02:32] F**K MICHAEL CERA

[00:02:33] You weren't so super bad

[00:02:34] When I was writing and

[00:02:35] You were running around Rodeo yelling

[00:02:36] "Who's your dad "

[00:02:39] UH

[00:02:43] Man f**k this