《Highly Illogical》歌词

[00:00:06] From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place

[00:00:10] To study the behavior patterns of the human race

[00:00:15] And I find them highly illogical

[00:00:23] Girl meets boy they fall in love

[00:00:26] She says he's everything she's dreamed of

[00:00:29] But when they get married before he's aware

[00:00:32] She changes his habits the way he combs his hair

[00:00:36] She changes him to someone he's never been

[00:00:39] And then complains he's not like other men

[00:00:43] Now really I find this most illogical

[00:00:50] Take the case of your automobiles

[00:00:53] Greatest invention since man discovered wheels

[00:00:56] Hydromatic overdrive four on the floor

[00:01:00] Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors

[00:01:03] Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace

[00:01:06] But you never can find a parking space

[00:01:10] Highly illogical

[00:01:14] Take the case of modern man

[00:01:17] He works all his life gives it all he can

[00:01:20] Saves all his money works overtime

[00:01:24] Pinches every penny banks every dime

[00:01:27] All he can think about is money but you know

[00:01:30] That he can't take it with him where he's going to go

[00:01:34] Now I find that fascinatingly illogical

[00:01:39] Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned

[00:01:43] My people I believe have every right to be concerned

[00:01:47] For in spite of computers and advanced psychology

[00:01:51] Behavior patterns are still a mystery

[00:01:55] I predict the future of this earthly human race

[00:01:58] Is that having made a mess of earth they'll move to outer space

[00:02:02] Well there goes the neighborhood

[00:02:07] Totally

[00:02:08] Completely

[00:02:10] Absolutely

[00:02:11] Irrevocably

[00:02:13] Highly illogical