《血淋淋的火腿肠》歌词

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[00:00:17] 今天啊
[00:00:18] 我看段子的时候呢
[00:00:19] 我看到这样一个段子啊
[00:00:20] 说今年17 岁
[00:00:22] 一个星期打三次飞机
[00:00:24] 感觉已经上瘾的那种
[00:00:26] 而且经常会感觉到无力
[00:00:28] 累
[00:00:29] 段友们我该怎么办呀
[00:00:30] 有一个神回复呢
[00:00:31] 说这个啊
[00:00:33] 得借呀
[00:00:33] 我都已经借了十分钟了啊
[00:00:48] 就昨天把淡教授呢
[00:00:49] 下班回到家啊
[00:00:50] 看到帮她在家里照顾三岁儿子的丈母娘的脸都能掉下水来
[00:00:56] 就悄悄的问他
[00:00:57] 媳妇儿这是啥情况啊
[00:00:59] 他媳妇儿说
[00:01:00] 儿子五岁的时候啊
[00:01:01] 一屁股
[00:01:02] 做到他外婆的腰上
[00:01:04] 然后上下摆动
[00:01:06] 嘴里念念有词
[00:01:07] 啊
[00:01:08] 老公
[00:01:08] 我不行了
[00:01:18] 有一个玩儿的特别好的一个女性朋友吧
[00:01:21] 那天啊
[00:01:22] 心情不好
[00:01:22] 他呢就约了她的一个男闺蜜呢
[00:01:24] 一起喝酒就醉了之后吧
[00:01:26] 就睡在一起了
[00:01:28] 早上醒来的时候呢
[00:01:29] 发现衣服什么的都完好无损的穿着
[00:01:32] 哎
[00:01:32] 想着吓吓她那个男闺蜜吧
[00:01:34] 就故意脱得只剩下内裤躺在床上装睡
[00:01:37] 过了一会儿啊
[00:01:38] 她那个男闺蜜醒了
[00:01:40] 惊慌的说
[00:01:40] 哎呀
[00:01:42] 昨天完事儿之后不是给他穿好了的吗
[00:01:50] 留下我有一个朋友啊
[00:01:58] 跟我说在记得毕业的那一年啊
[00:02:01] 当时呢一个班啊
[00:02:02] 就集体订了一套衣服
[00:02:04] 上面印着我们要永远在一起啊
[00:02:07] 一起吃毕业饭的时候才发现只有我和另外一个男生穿了
[00:02:13] 那我想问一下
[00:02:14] 最后是你们两个男生在一起了吗
[00:02:18] 我是代替广大妇女问的
[00:02:31] 还有一个朋友啊
[00:02:32] 说一阵暴风雨过后
[00:02:34] 男友问我
[00:02:35] 亲爱的
[00:02:35] 你亲戚还有多久来呀
[00:02:37] 我算了算日子
[00:02:38] 问他怎么了
[00:02:39] 男友说
[00:02:40] 我想尝尝冰糖葫芦
[00:02:42] 我就纳闷的问他
[00:02:43] 冰糖葫芦跟我亲戚来不来有什么关系啊
[00:02:48] 他不怀好意的说
[00:02:49] 此乃天机
[00:02:51] 不可泄露
[00:02:52] 他就想尝试一下血淋淋的火腿肠
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