《Harvey Nicks (feat. Sway) (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:03] Huh the kind of girl

[00:00:12] That works in Harvey Nicks yeah

[00:00:14] Is the kind of girl

[00:00:15] That's got f**king barely rounda bags

[00:00:18] And I don't mean bags bags

[00:00:19] I mean like shopping bags serious

[00:00:21] I never liked Dry Your Eyes anyways

[00:00:22] The only person that liked it was my mum

[00:00:25] You know what I mean

[00:00:26] 'Cause man had flippin' overalls on

[00:00:28] The pretty bird behind the tills

[00:00:29] Takin' the piss outta man

[00:00:32] Even giving man no help

[00:00:34] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:36] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:38] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:00:41] Or appear hardly fit

[00:00:44] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:00:47] The lady hardly flits

[00:00:53] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:00:56] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:00:59] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:01:00] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:01:02] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:01:03] Or appear hardly fit

[00:01:05] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:01:06] The lady hardly flits

[00:01:08] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:01:09] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:01:11] The last time we was in here

[00:01:12] We just lined with despair

[00:01:14] The pretty bird behind the till

[00:01:15] Was flipping through Marie Claire

[00:01:17] Flicking the end of her hair

[00:01:18] Fidgeting all nervous

[00:01:20] Had us thinking

[00:01:21] Where the f**k is the customer service

[00:01:23] Must have been the flippin'

[00:01:24] Shabby overalls we're wearing

[00:01:26] And the batch of Classics

[00:01:27] That were on the verge of tearing

[00:01:29] 'Cause aunty's front room

[00:01:30] Needed redecorating

[00:01:31] So we painted it light blue

[00:01:33] To make it look more radiant

[00:01:35] But today that ain't the case

[00:01:36] Na mate

[00:01:37] It's Lionel Scott cardigans

[00:01:39] That us man were dreamt in

[00:01:40] The pretty bird behind the till's

[00:01:42] Grin is so blatant

[00:01:43] And suckin man's bottom

[00:01:44] 'Cause she must think we got the papers

[00:01:46] So from this day forth we must always recall

[00:01:49] Never ever to come back in here in overalls

[00:01:52] 'Cause pretty birds behind tills

[00:01:53] They don't like to smile and talk

[00:01:55] To breh's bowling down in f**king overalls

[00:01:58] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:00] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:05] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:02:12] Or appear hardly fit

[00:02:15] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:02:17] The lady hardly flits

[00:02:19] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:02:21] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:02:22] It's as if she's never

[00:02:23] Seen our mugs in here before

[00:02:25] 'Cause as soon as we was about to make a move

[00:02:26] She released the door

[00:02:28] Pointing her finger at her assistant

[00:02:29] To attend to both of our needs

[00:02:31] Chucking an opener on the counter

[00:02:32] Strutting towards Teddy and me

[00:02:34] Now it's all a guided tour

[00:02:35] Through the Lacoste new seasons

[00:02:37] Compliments on our retirements

[00:02:38] Mixing offering us greetings

[00:02:40] Not to mention the welcome

[00:02:41] And the private seating

[00:02:43] That they usually use

[00:02:43] For the service twats

[00:02:44] With the request to them

[00:02:45] To bring the teas in

[00:02:45] But the other day that weren't the case

[00:02:48] Na mate

[00:02:48] It was her on the phone to the security guard

[00:02:50] To follow us for no d**n reason

[00:02:52] Lookin down at our watch

[00:02:53] Giving us the cold shoulder treatment

[00:02:55] Asking us if we could hurry up

[00:02:56] 'Cause they were closing early that evening

[00:02:57] So from that day forth we have always remembered

[00:03:00] Never ever to wear overalls it's just absurd

[00:03:03] 'Cause overall all over overalls don't work

[00:03:06] 'Cause now that we're in London

[00:03:07] It's got the bird flicking up her skirt

[00:03:09] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:11] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:12] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:03:14] Or appear hardly fit

[00:03:15] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:03:17] The lady hardly flits

[00:03:18] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:03:20] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:03:21] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:23] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:24] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:03:26] Or appear hardly fit

[00:03:27] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:03:29] The lady hardly flits

[00:03:30] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:03:32] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:03:33] When I shop at Harvey Nicks

[00:03:35] Everyone thinks I'm a star

[00:03:36] 'Cause I wear my rented blazer

[00:03:37] And I step out my rented car

[00:03:39] A little girl with a pen ran up to me

[00:03:40] And said I know who you are

[00:03:42] But when I gave her my autograph

[00:03:43] She said Mum is this how you spell Lemar

[00:03:45] When I shop at Harvey Nicks

[00:03:46] The security give me grief

[00:03:48] They must think I'm a thief

[00:03:49] 'Cause I don't sound like the streets

[00:03:51] Even when I'm just trying it on

[00:03:52] They think I'm trying it on

[00:03:53] I said why would I steal from you I'm loaded

[00:03:55] Then they called the police

[00:03:56] There's a guy with a gun

[00:03:57] Despite this I like shopping here

[00:03:58] 'Cause it's a lot quicker than eBay

[00:04:00] I bumped into this Labour MP

[00:04:01] Who was looking for a pair of CK

[00:04:03] I saidHi I'm Sway

[00:04:04] And I hope you're having a nice day

[00:04:05] Then I slapped him in his face

[00:04:07] And saidWhat type of party doesn't have a DJ

[00:04:08] I remember the first time I came here

[00:04:10] I was shoplifting and got nabbed

[00:04:11] In the shop lift I got grabbed

[00:04:13] Hey you excuse me open your bag

[00:04:14] I got put in a pair of handcuffs

[00:04:16] All for a pair of cufflinks

[00:04:18] I saidPlease sir don't send me to prison

[00:04:19] If it's anything like Butlins

[00:04:20] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:04:22] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:04:23] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:04:25] Or appear hardly fit

[00:04:26] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:04:28] The lady hardly flits

[00:04:29] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:04:31] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:04:32] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:04:34] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:04:35] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:04:37] Or appear hardly fit

[00:04:38] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:04:40] The lady hardly flits

[00:04:41] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:04:43] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:04:45] It don't mean anything anyway man

[00:04:47] Harvey Nicks is s**t

[00:04:48] I'm all about Selfridges

[00:04:50] Seriously Selfridges man

[00:04:53] Harvey Nicks is the kind of place

[00:04:56] Ted Mayern goes

[00:04:57] Don't wanna shop in the same shop as him

[00:04:59] 'Cause that cunt looks like a f**king clown

[00:05:02] See what she does then

[00:05:04] Slag slag slag

[00:05:09] That might not be a good idea

[00:05:10] But still