《The Real Slim Shady (Halloween Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Hit Band

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[00:00:02] May i have your attention please

[00:00:05] 大家往我这儿看

[00:00:05] May i have your attention please

[00:00:07] 大家往我这儿看

[00:00:07] Will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:09] 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗

[00:00:09] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:14] 我重复一下 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗

[00:00:14] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] 看来好像是出问题了

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] 你们好像从来没见过白人似的

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] 下巴都掉到地上了 像Pam那样 看见Tommy闯进来

[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:24] 然后就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热

[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture

[00:00:26] 他们先离婚 她被扔起飞过家具

[00:00:26] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] 这是那谁的回归吗

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he

[00:00:32] 等等 你在开玩笑

[00:00:32] And dr dre said

[00:00:33] dr dre说

[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[00:00:36] 他什么都没说 笨蛋 Dre早死了 被我锁在地下室了

[00:00:36] Feminist women love eminem

[00:00:37] 女权主义者爱eminem

[00:00:37] Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him

[00:00:40] 因为他满脑子都是女人 烦透他了

[00:00:40] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:42] 他手塞兜里到处溜达

[00:00:42] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:44] 正招惹了谁 你懂的 还挺可爱的

[00:00:44] Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:47] 是啊 我脑子可能出了毛病

[00:00:47] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] 但没有比你父母卧房中发生的更糟

[00:00:50] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose

[00:00:52] 有时想在电视上爆点料 但我不能这么做

[00:00:52] But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:54] 但搞死了一头鹿 Tom Green可自豪了

[00:00:54] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:56] 我背对着你

[00:00:56] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] 如果我幸运的话，你或许会轻轻给我一个吻

[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] 那你在暗示我 我们该要孩子了吗

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:03] 我希望他们不知道女人的私处

[00:01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:05] 当然他们会知道什么是**

[00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:06] 在上四年级的时候

[00:01:06] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:08] 他们就开始看探索频道了

[00:01:08] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:10] 我们都是哺乳动物 有的还是食人族

[00:01:10] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:11] 他们把人当哈密瓜一样切

[00:01:11] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:13] 但既然我们玩死了动物和羚羊

[00:01:13] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:16] 那为啥不成全两个真心相爱的男人

[00:01:16] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote

[00:01:18] 要是你跟我想的一样 我有解药

[00:01:18] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] 女人们挥舞着你的衬裤 齐声唱歌 然后就

[00:01:22] I'm slim shady

[00:01:22] 我就是slim shady

[00:01:22] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:23] 是的 我是真的shady

[00:01:23] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:26] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:01:26] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:27] 不是真正的slim shady

[00:01:27] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:31] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧

[00:01:31] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:01:32] 因为我是slim shady

[00:01:32] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:33] 是的 我是真的Shady

[00:01:33] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:35] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:01:35] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:36] 不是真正的slim shady

[00:01:36] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:40] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧

[00:01:40] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:42] Will smith为了卖唱片开始文雅起来了

[00:01:42] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:44] 我真想骂死他 连带你也骂了

[00:01:44] You think i give a damm about a grammy

[00:01:46] 你认为我不在乎格莱美奖

[00:01:46] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:49] 过半的评论家根本不睬我

[00:01:49] But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:51] Slim要是你赢了 你不认为那不可思议吗

[00:01:51] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:53] 为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来

[00:01:53] So you can sit me here next to britney spears

[00:01:56] 你们可以坐我的位子，就能挨着布兰妮了

[00:01:56] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:57] 该死的 克里斯蒂娜最好能跟我换个位子

[00:01:57] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

[00:02:00] 这样我就可以坐在carson daly和fred durst旁边

[00:02:00] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:03] 然后听他们吵到底是谁先被她踹了

[00:02:03] Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv

[00:02:05] 小坏蛋 把我从MTV上拽下来透透气

[00:02:05] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe

[00:02:07] 是呀，他很可爱，但我认为他会娶kim 呵呵呵

[00:02:07] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:09] 我应该在MP3上下载她的歌

[00:02:09] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd

[00:02:12] 然后再让全世界看看你是怎么把性病传给eminem的

[00:02:12] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:15] 你们那些小屁孩真让我浑身不爽

[00:02:15] So i've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:16] 所以我才来这里搞破坏

[00:02:16] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:18] 还有无数的人像我一样

[00:02:18] Who cuss like me

[00:02:19] 他们像我一样爆粗口

[00:02:19] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:20] 该死的 像我一样

[00:02:20] Who dress like me

[00:02:21] 穿得像我一样

[00:02:21] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:22] 一举一动都像我

[00:02:22] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:24] 他们几乎是最棒了

[00:02:24] But not quite me

[00:02:25] 但还不如我

[00:02:25] I'm slim shady

[00:02:26] 我是slim shady

[00:02:26] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:27] 是的 我是真的Shady

[00:02:27] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:29] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:02:29] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:31] 不是真正的slim shady

[00:02:31] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:34] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧

[00:02:34] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:02:35] 因为我是slim shady

[00:02:35] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:36] 是的 我是真的Shady

[00:02:36] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:39] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:02:39] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:40] 不是真正的 slim shady

[00:02:40] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:43] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧

[00:02:43] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:45] 听我说唱是种精神享受

[00:02:45] Cause i'm only giving you

[00:02:46] 因为我只会奉献

[00:02:46] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:48] 你在起居室里和朋友们开的玩笑

[00:02:48] The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:52] 不同的是我有种 敢说

[00:02:52] And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:53] 在你们面前我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴巴抹了层糖似

[00:02:53] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:55] 我拿着麦克风并朝它吐口水

[00:02:55] And whether you like to admit it

[00:02:56] 管你能不能接受

[00:02:56] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:02:58] 我会把它搞得更好 九成同行都没这个能耐

[00:02:58] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:01] 你会好奇小孩子**了一样买我的专辑

[00:03:01] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30

[00:03:04] 这很有趣 因为达到这个水平我已经三十了

[00:03:04] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:06] 我是第一个敢在看护之家里轻浮护士的人

[00:03:06] Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking

[00:03:09] 我捏护士们的** 然后亲热

[00:03:09] But this whole bag of viagra

[00:03:11] 一袋子的伟哥都没用

[00:03:11] And every single person is a slim shady lurkin

[00:03:13] 在每个人的内心都隐藏着一个Slim Shady

[00:03:13] He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:15] 他也许在汉堡王里工作，往洋葱圈里吐唾沫

[00:03:15] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:17] 他也许在趴车场 开着车转圈圈

[00:03:17] Screaming i don't give a f**k

[00:03:18] 尖叫吧 我一点都不放在心上

[00:03:18] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:20] 把窗子拉下 亲热时情绪高涨

[00:03:20] So will the real shady please stand up

[00:03:22] 所以真正的Slim 站出来吧

[00:03:22] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:24] 伸出你的中指

[00:03:24] And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:25] 为你不受控制而感到自豪吧

[00:03:25] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:29] 来咱们再来一次 声音再大点儿 继续唱

[00:03:29] Cuz i'm slim shady

[00:03:30] 因为我是 slim shady

[00:03:30] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:31] 是的 我是真的Shady

[00:03:31] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:33] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:03:33] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:35] 不是真正的 slim shady

[00:03:35] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:38] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧

[00:03:38] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:03:39] 因为我是slim shady

[00:03:39] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:40] 是的 我是真的Shady

[00:03:40] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:43] 其他的都是冒充的

[00:03:43] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:44] 不是真正的 slim shady

[00:03:44] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:49] 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧