《If You’re So Smart， How Come You Ain’t Rich?》歌词

[00:00:00] If You So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹)

[00:00:13] You bragging all about the things you can do

[00:00:16] Every time you make a pitch

[00:00:19] If you're so smart

[00:00:22] How come you ain't rich

[00:00:25] You claim to have picked every horse that won

[00:00:28] Cause you know just which is which

[00:00:31] Yes if you're so smart

[00:00:34] Tell me how come you ain't rich

[00:00:39] Henry built the ford and made his pile

[00:00:42] Woolworth used his five and ten

[00:00:45] Rockerfeller's wealth came from standard oil

[00:00:48] And waterman's came from a pen

[00:00:51] You claim it all came from consulting you

[00:00:55] Isn't that a brand new switch

[00:00:57] If you're so smart

[00:01:01] How come you ain't rich

[00:01:55] Mention work and you go berserk

[00:01:58] Cause you hate to do a stitch

[00:02:01] If you're so smart

[00:02:05] How come you ain't rich

[00:02:08] You're out for a ride on the road to fame

[00:02:11] Yet you wind up in a ditch

[00:02:14] Mmm hmm if you're so smart

[00:02:17] Tell me how come you ain't rich

[00:02:21] Hershey started with a chocolate bar

[00:02:25] Wrigley with a stick of gum

[00:02:28] Planters took his peanuts and travelled far

[00:02:30] Now tell me what you doing chum

[00:02:34] I been hearing all about all your big ideas

[00:02:37] Since you started what's the hitch

[00:02:41] You never made ten dollars yet

[00:02:43] Still you say you can balance the national debt

[00:02:47] If you're so smart

[00:02:49] How come you ain't rich