《The Hunting Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer

[00:00:04] I always will remember

[00:00:05] 'Twas a year ago November

[00:00:07] I went out to hunt some deer

[00:00:10] On a mornin' bright and clear

[00:00:12] I went and shot the maximum

[00:00:14] The game laws would allow

[00:00:16] Two game wardens

[00:00:17] Seven hunters and a cow

[00:00:20] I was in no mood to trifle

[00:00:22] I took down my trusty rifle

[00:00:24] And went out to stalk my prey

[00:00:26] What a haul I made that day

[00:00:28] I tied them to my fender

[00:00:30] And I drove them home somehow

[00:00:32] Two game wardens

[00:00:33] Seven hunters and a cow

[00:00:37] The law was very firm it

[00:00:39] Took away my permit

[00:00:41] The worst punishment I ever endured

[00:00:45] It turned out there was a reason

[00:00:47] Cows were out of season

[00:00:49] And one of the hunters wasn't insured

[00:00:53] People ask me how I do it

[00:00:55] And I say "There's nothin' to it

[00:00:57] You just stand there lookin' cute

[00:00:59] And when something moves you shoot "

[00:01:01] And there's ten stuffed heads

[00:01:03] In my trophy room right now

[00:01:06] Two game wardens seven hunters

[00:01:10] And a pure-bred Guernsey cow