《水浒0103》歌词

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[00:00:01] 宋江

[00:00:02] 走进浔阳楼

[00:00:06] 这家真不愧天下名楼

[00:00:09] 江州第一把的大饭庄

[00:00:14] 那屋里头宽敞明亮

[00:00:16] 空气新鲜

[00:00:18] 四白落地

[00:00:20] 红瓤的大地板都能照进人去

[00:00:25] 这还不说

[00:00:27] 桌椅板凳都是硬木雕刻

[00:00:31] 用大漆漆了多少遍

[00:00:34] 都跟镜子面似的

[00:00:36] 墙上挂着挑山对联

[00:00:40] 名人的字画

[00:00:44] 这哪是饭馆

[00:00:46] 分明是大客厅啊

[00:00:50] 可是吃饭的人呢

[00:00:52] 微乎其微

[00:00:54] 花不起钱呢

[00:00:57] 到这门口就吓住了

[00:01:01] 那么现在不也这样吗

[00:01:05] 你要出差到外边一瞅

[00:01:07] 几星级那大宾馆

[00:01:11] 你也不敢进去

[00:01:13] 住一晚上就好几百元

[00:01:16] 门前再站着两位打立正开门的

[00:01:19] 更吓得不敢进去了

[00:01:22] 啊

[00:01:23] 古代也是如此

[00:01:26] 你腰里头金银带的不够数

[00:01:29] 不敢进来

[00:01:30] 再说也舍不得

[00:01:33] 宋江则不然呢

[00:01:35] 他早就想开了

[00:01:38] 我这命是捡的

[00:01:40] 活一天

[00:01:41] 我赚一天

[00:01:43] 我腰包里头有的是钱

[00:01:46] 该享受

[00:01:47] 我就得享受享受

[00:01:49] 吃这么一顿

[00:01:50] 也值个儿

[00:01:53] 伙计

[00:01:54] 穿绸裹缎

[00:01:56] 收拾的干净

[00:01:58] 长得也漂亮

[00:02:00] 过来

[00:02:00] 赶紧擦抹桌案

[00:02:03] 但是一眼就看出来了

[00:02:05] 宋江是配军

[00:02:07] 两颊

[00:02:09] 带着金印呢

[00:02:11] 你这玩意儿真讨厌

[00:02:13] 洗洗不下去

[00:02:15] KK 不下去

[00:02:18] 要贴俩膏药

[00:02:19] 也不像那么回事儿

[00:02:21] 所以宋江也就豁出去了

[00:02:25] 爱配军

[00:02:26] 不配君

[00:02:27] 谁爱看

[00:02:28] 谁就看

[00:02:31] 伙计

[00:02:31] 赶紧笑脸相迎

[00:02:33] 这位大爷

[00:02:35] 你想吃点什么

[00:02:37] 嗯

[00:02:38] 把菜单子拿上来

[00:02:40] 我点菜诶好了

[00:02:42] 伙计一听

[00:02:43] 这边还挺内行

[00:02:45] 精致的菜单往这儿一放

[00:02:49] 宋江看了看

[00:02:50] 点了八个菜

[00:02:51] 冷荤热素

[00:02:53] 煎炒烹炸

[00:02:55] 另外

[00:02:56] 单点的鲜鱼

[00:02:59] 这块这个酒是非常好

[00:03:03] 叫出门岛

[00:03:05] 又叫十里透瓶香

[00:03:07] 这酒在瓶里头装着

[00:03:10] 你就能闻着香味儿

[00:03:14] 宋江一尝

[00:03:15] 这菜得味

[00:03:17] 酒也沙口好

[00:03:19] 花俩钱值个儿

[00:03:22] 今天反正也没事儿

[00:03:24] 吃吧

[00:03:27] 楼上没几个人儿

[00:03:29] 显着非常肃静

[00:03:32] 宋江一边吃着

[00:03:34] 一边想心事

[00:03:37] 站起身来

[00:03:38] 背着手

[00:03:39] 凭栏远眺

[00:03:42] 脚下白浪滔天

[00:03:45] 就是浔阳江

[00:03:49] 江面上白帆点点

[00:03:52] 远山近水

[00:03:55] 空气宜人

[00:03:57] 风景如画呀

[00:03:59] 这风一吹

[00:04:01] 这宋江酒劲往上一涌

[00:04:05] 宋江跟那江水差不多了

[00:04:09] 晃晃悠悠

[00:04:10] 是心潮澎湃

[00:04:14] 想的事儿太多了

[00:04:17] 宋江心说

[00:04:20] 我从小没了娘

[00:04:24] 我爹拉扯我们弟兄成人

[00:04:28] 我宋江

[00:04:30] 年过30

[00:04:32] 功名不就

[00:04:34] 一事无成

[00:04:37] 我白活了半辈子

[00:04:41] 我这么大岁数了

[00:04:43] 要家室无家室

[00:04:46] 要能耐没能耐

[00:04:49] 相反

[00:04:50] 刀伤人命

[00:04:52] 刘备至此

[00:04:54] 我老爹为我淌了多少眼泪

[00:04:58] 我朋友为我着了多少急

[00:05:02] 我是人吗

[00:05:04] 啊呸

[00:05:06] 我不够两撇眼

[00:05:09] 我白活呀

[00:05:11] 我

[00:05:12] 宋江啊

[00:05:15] 你觉着你自己人五人六的

[00:05:19] 在人前一站

[00:05:21] 很多人管你叫哥哥

[00:05:23] 对你如此尊敬

[00:05:26] 尊敬你什么呢

[00:05:29] 我是空有其表

[00:05:31] 无有其里

[00:05:33] 空有其名

[00:05:34] 无有其实啊

[00:05:37] 我狗屁

[00:05:38] 不是我

[00:05:41] 我后半辈子怎么办

[00:05:43] 我怎么混

[00:05:46] 这宋江就想起这些事儿来

[00:05:49] 越想越别扭

[00:05:51] 越想心里越难受啊

[00:05:55] 趴到栏杆上

[00:05:56] 是放声痛哭

[00:06:01] 伙计

[00:06:02] 上来一看

[00:06:03] 这客人哭开了

[00:06:05] 也没敢劝

[00:06:08] 蔫溜溜的

[00:06:09] 又退出去了

[00:06:11] 诶这人呢

[00:06:12] 该哭的时候你得叫他哭哭完心痛快

[00:06:16] 你要不让他哭

[00:06:18] 诶堵上了

[00:06:20] 非窝囊出病来不可

[00:06:23] 这宋江哭了好一阵子

[00:06:26] 哎呀

[00:06:26] 心不那么沉重了

[00:06:28] 出气儿也觉着均匀了

[00:06:31] 回到座位上接茬喝酒

[00:06:35] 有那么句话

[00:06:37] 酒入欢肠

[00:06:39] 酒入愁肠

[00:06:42] 欢乐的时候

[00:06:43] 高兴的时候

[00:06:44] 喝多点没事儿

[00:06:47] 心里头要别扭

[00:06:48] 心情要压抑

[00:06:50] 喝酒非出事不可

[00:06:53] 再加上这十里透瓶香

[00:06:56] 这酒劲还大

[00:06:58] 宋江喝多了

[00:07:00] 就觉着头重脚轻啊

[00:07:03] 呼呼的喘粗气

[00:07:06] 自己有点儿控制不住自己了

[00:07:10] 他往椅子背上一靠

[00:07:12] 往墙上看

[00:07:14] 那个挑山也不出色

[00:07:17] 对联也挺庸俗

[00:07:20] 但是靠着左面粉壁墙

[00:07:24] 呃

[00:07:25] 刷的刷白

[00:07:27] 那上头有很多人留下的笔记

[00:07:32] 那都是文人墨客

[00:07:33] 一高兴了

[00:07:34] 吟诗作赋

[00:07:37] 留做个纪念

[00:07:39] 人家饭馆的人是这样

[00:07:42] 你要写的好的

[00:07:43] 有价值的

[00:07:45] 人家就不抹掉

[00:07:47] 一般的呢

[00:07:48] 隔几天人就粉刷一次

[00:07:51] 就把你擦下去了

[00:07:52] 上头有几处不错的

[00:07:55] 字写的也好啊

[00:07:57] 词儿也不错

[00:07:59] 宋江啊

[00:08:00] 有学问

[00:08:03] 念过经史

[00:08:06] 还下过一定的苦功

[00:08:09] 宋江一看

[00:08:10] 人家都留诗句

[00:08:12] 我呀

[00:08:13] 也别白来

[00:08:16] 这次离开

[00:08:17] 不定何年何月才能再到浔阳楼

[00:08:22] 我也做个纪念吧

[00:08:25] 想到这儿

[00:08:26] 他吩咐一声

[00:08:27] 拿纸笔来

[00:08:30] 是

[00:08:30] 来了

[00:08:33] 伙计端了个方盘

[00:08:36] 把文房四宝往这一放

[00:08:39] 宋江摘摘晃晃

[00:08:41] 把墨言农把笔告饱

[00:08:44] 思索多时

[00:08:46] 先打了个草稿

[00:08:50] 觉着有几句不妥

[00:08:52] 又删改了删改

[00:08:54] 念了那么几遍

[00:08:55] 觉着差不多了

[00:08:58] 他站起来了

[00:09:00] 把这草稿撕碎扔了

[00:09:03] 提起笔来

[00:09:05] 在粉壁墙上刷刷点点

[00:09:09] 就写了一首西江月词

[00:09:13] 这曲牌的名字叫西江月

[00:09:17] 上边怎么写的呢

[00:09:20] 自幼

[00:09:21] 曾公经史

[00:09:24] 长成亦有权谋

[00:09:28] 恰如猛虎卧荒丘

[00:09:31] 潜伏爪牙忍受

[00:09:35] 不幸刺文双侠

[00:09:39] 那堪配在江州

[00:09:42] 他年若得报冤仇

[00:09:46] 血染浔阳江口

[00:09:53] 哎呀

[00:09:53] 这八句话可不太好啊

[00:09:56] 宋江觉着挺得意

[00:09:59] 写完了之后

[00:10:01] 倒退了几步

[00:10:03] 观赏多时

[00:10:05] 满意地点了点头

[00:10:08] 重新归坐

[00:10:11] 觉着还没过瘾

[00:10:14] 又琢磨下半截的词儿

[00:10:17] 诶待了一会儿有词儿了

[00:10:20] 这回没用草稿

[00:10:23] 提起笔来

[00:10:25] 又在方才这八句话的后面写了四句话

[00:10:29] 上写

[00:10:30] 心在山东

[00:10:33] 身在吴

[00:10:35] 飘蓬江海漫插须

[00:10:39] 他实若随凌云志

[00:10:42] 敢笑黄巢不丈夫

[00:10:49] 落款是郓城宋江作

[00:10:55] 然后投笔于案呢

[00:10:59] 越看越满意

[00:11:01] 越看越高兴

[00:11:04] 把剩下的酒是一饮而尽

[00:11:09] 这下喝的太多了

[00:11:12] 都到什么程度

[00:11:15] 给了人家伙计多少钱不清楚

[00:11:18] 怎么下的浔阳楼

[00:11:21] 怎么回的牢城营

[00:11:22] 不清楚

[00:11:25] 回到他那屋里

[00:11:27] 一头扎到床上

[00:11:28] 沉沉大睡呀

[00:11:31] 到了第二天

[00:11:32] 脑袋还疼

[00:11:33] 他告了个假

[00:11:34] 没起来接茬睡

[00:11:37] 到下晌还不清醒

[00:11:41] 浔阳楼上他怎么写的诗

[00:11:44] 呃

[00:11:44] 怎么个来龙去脉

[00:11:45] 他都记不清了

[00:11:48] 您说喝酒喝这么多

[00:11:49] 有什么好处

[00:11:51] 要不说

[00:11:52] 酒能误事

[00:11:54] 按下宋江不说

[00:11:57] 单说在大江的对岸

[00:12:00] 有个镇店

[00:12:02] 叫无为军

[00:12:05] 好像是江州的卫星城

[00:12:08] 这吴维军地方也不小

[00:12:10] 住着好几万人口呢

[00:12:13] 可就在这个镇店上

[00:12:15] 有个人儿

[00:12:17] 这人姓黄啊

[00:12:18] 叫黄文炳

[00:12:21] 过去做过六品的通判

[00:12:26] 现在是闲职

[00:12:28] 空有其名

[00:12:30] 没有衙门口

[00:12:31] 在家闲呆

[00:12:35] 可就是他在职的那时候

[00:12:37] 没少捞钱呢

[00:12:40] 买了房子

[00:12:41] 置了地

[00:12:42] 在无为军还开了几处买卖

[00:12:46] 钱是不少

[00:12:48] 这人呢

[00:12:50] 他就是不知足

[00:12:52] 有了钱了

[00:12:53] 没功名

[00:12:54] 觉着不满意

[00:12:57] 你说我这个通判算什么玩意儿

[00:13:00] 光有这官名

[00:13:01] 没有衙署

[00:13:03] 没有

[00:13:04] 这个实缺呀

[00:13:06] 我怎么运动运动

[00:13:08] 打点打点

[00:13:10] 我找个衙署啊

[00:13:12] 找个好地方接茬再搂

[00:13:15] 这钱呢

[00:13:17] 我虽然做过官

[00:13:18] 还没过够瘾呢

[00:13:21] 他每天呢

[00:13:22] 琢磨这事儿

[00:13:24] 另外

[00:13:25] 黄文炳这个人富而不仁

[00:13:30] 他跟很多有钱人犯一个病

[00:13:33] 对手下的人相当苛刻

[00:13:37] 不杀穷人不富

[00:13:40] 对

[00:13:40] 那有权有势的

[00:13:42] 他编着方打溜须拍马屁

[00:13:45] 顺风接屁吃

[00:13:47] 丑态百出

[00:13:49] 对

[00:13:49] 不如他的人

[00:13:51] 百般挑剔

[00:13:52] 踩到地上还得踹三脚

[00:13:57] 年头多了

[00:13:59] 老百姓一提起他来

[00:14:01] 恨得牙根都痒痒

[00:14:05] 可最近一个时期呢

[00:14:06] 他又犯了官迷了

[00:14:08] 老过江

[00:14:10] 奔知府衙门跑

[00:14:13] 他知道啊

[00:14:14] 江州的知府是蔡九知府蔡德章

[00:14:20] 掌朝太师蔡京的第九个儿子

[00:14:24] 那多有权势啊诶

[00:14:28] 要把他溜须好了

[00:14:30] 他一句话

[00:14:32] 我不就得到官复原职

[00:14:36] 我就有了衙门了吗

[00:14:38] 所以

[00:14:40] 他把家里那个好东西啊

[00:14:42] 没少拿到知府衙门去孝敬蔡德章

[00:14:48] 这蔡德章也是见钱眼开

[00:14:51] 所以跟他处的蛮熟

[00:14:55] 这天

[00:14:56] 也就是宋江流返师的第二天

[00:15:01] 黄文炳带了四个家人

[00:15:04] 又带着不少礼物

[00:15:07] 又花钱买了两颗好山参

[00:15:11] 把家藏的两颗好东珠也拿出来了

[00:15:15] 孝敬蔡德章

[00:15:18] 上了船

[00:15:19] 过了江

[00:15:20] 人们抬着这些东西到了知府衙门

[00:15:24] 正好知府没升堂

[00:15:26] 他直奔后宅

[00:15:28] 到门上没敢往里进一看门上有把门的

[00:15:33] 跟把门的人一打听

[00:15:36] 说我们知府大人今天有贵客

[00:15:41] 正陪着贵客吃饭呢

[00:15:43] 哦

[00:15:44] 对不起对不起

[00:15:47] 这小子挺知趣

[00:15:48] 没敢进去

[00:15:50] 抬这些东西离开知府衙门

[00:15:53] 他又犯了愁了

[00:15:56] 你说过江回家

[00:15:58] 第二天再折腾来

[00:16:01] 犯不上

[00:16:04] 知府吃饭也用不了多长时间

[00:16:09] 我在街上溜达溜达

[00:16:11] 等过一会儿

[00:16:12] 我再去拜会

[00:16:14] 让家人抬着东西

[00:16:17] 他顺着江边闲溜

[00:16:19] 就溜达到浔阳楼

[00:16:22] 其实他常上这儿来

[00:16:25] 一想这楼肃静

[00:16:27] 我干脆在这吃点

[00:16:29] 歇歇腿儿

[00:16:30] 让家人在门外等候

[00:16:33] 他上了浔阳楼了

[00:16:35] 登上三楼

[00:16:37] 伙计认识他

[00:16:38] 哎哟黄大人黄大人您好您好

[00:16:41] 请坐

[00:16:42] 诶诶行行行行

[00:16:45] 哎呀

[00:16:46] 客人不多呀

[00:16:47] 可不是

[00:16:48] 这两天买卖非常萧条

[00:16:51] 你想吃点什么

[00:16:52] 他点了几个菜

[00:16:54] 一般的

[00:16:55] 他都不给钱

[00:16:57] 伙计

[00:16:58] 惹不起他

[00:17:00] 对他呀

[00:17:01] 还得格外加小心

[00:17:02] 他要找你的毛病还够你呛

[00:17:06] 所以给他做的菜

[00:17:08] 盘都大

[00:17:10] 数量比别人多得多

[00:17:13] 把好酒也给他摆上来

[00:17:16] 大人请用酒亲自给他满了一杯

[00:17:19] 下去

[00:17:20] 下去吧

[00:17:21] 我一个人要肃静肃静

[00:17:23] 是是是是

[00:17:25] 火气退下去了

[00:17:27] 这小子

[00:17:28] 自斟自饮

[00:17:30] 其实他也不饿

[00:17:33] 喝着酒

[00:17:34] 在这混时光

[00:17:36] 站起身来

[00:17:38] 背着手闲瞧

[00:17:40] 诶转来转去转到粉壁墙这儿了

[00:17:44] 哎呀

[00:17:46] 几天没来

[00:17:49] 增加了不少诗句呀

[00:17:52] 这是出自何人的手笔呢

[00:17:56] 他看了几样

[00:17:59] 晃晃头

[00:17:59] 冷笑一声

[00:18:00] 哼

[00:18:01] 庸俗

[00:18:02] 庸俗

[00:18:04] 不行

[00:18:05] 比例也不够

[00:18:08] 哎

[00:18:09] 哎

[00:18:10] 他的眼光就落到宋江题的诗了

[00:18:14] 他一看是西江月

[00:18:17] 呃

[00:18:18] 笔力苍劲

[00:18:20] 有功夫

[00:18:22] 有功夫啊

[00:18:24] 看来这个人的书法

[00:18:27] 很出众

[00:18:29] 他看字儿写的好对

[00:18:32] 这词儿

[00:18:33] 他就注了意了

[00:18:35] 不看便罢

[00:18:36] 看完之后倒吸了一口冷气

[00:18:41] 这是反噬啊

[00:18:44] 好大的胆子

[00:18:47] 跑到浔阳楼来提反诗来了

[00:18:52] 就冲他写的这首诗

[00:18:54] 就犯下掉头之罪呀

[00:18:57] 哎

[00:18:58] 别着急

[00:19:00] 我仔细玩味玩味

[00:19:02] 吧嗒吧嗒滋味

[00:19:04] 他手捻着稀不楞登的胡须

[00:19:07] 一边看着

[00:19:09] 心里一边想

[00:19:12] 自由

[00:19:14] 曾读经史

[00:19:16] 长成亦有权谋

[00:19:19] 嗯

[00:19:20] 看来这个人自吹自擂

[00:19:24] 还挺自负

[00:19:27] 这是自夸其德呀

[00:19:29] 后两句

[00:19:31] 恰如猛虎卧荒丘

[00:19:34] 潜伏爪牙忍受

[00:19:38] 啊

[00:19:41] 环境不太好

[00:19:43] 心情不太舒畅

[00:19:46] 啊

[00:19:47] 遇上点儿什么麻烦事

[00:19:49] 自己把自己比作猛虎

[00:19:54] 太有点自不量力了

[00:19:57] 再往下看

[00:19:59] 他年若得报冤仇

[00:20:02] 血染浔阳江口

[00:20:04] 犯病就犯在这两句上了

[00:20:08] 我这小子还不服不忿呢

[00:20:12] 要在江州闹事儿啊

[00:20:14] 哼

[00:20:16] 你也就是酒后浇愁

[00:20:18] 说说狂话罢了

[00:20:22] 这八句话说

[00:20:24] 犯病还不算犯大病

[00:20:27] 唯独后边这四句话

[00:20:29] 心在山东身在吴哦

[00:20:34] 山东人发配到这儿来了

[00:20:36] 飘蓬江海漫插须

[00:20:40] 这句没有病

[00:20:44] 他时乐随凌云志

[00:20:47] 敢笑黄巢不丈夫

[00:20:51] 犯病犯到这儿了

[00:20:54] 他年

[00:20:56] 就指的不定哪年

[00:20:58] 要遂了我的心愿

[00:21:00] 遂了我的凌云志

[00:21:01] 敢笑黄巢不张

[00:21:04] 皇朝是国家的叛逆

[00:21:07] 造反的头子

[00:21:10] 他还笑话黄巢那意思

[00:21:13] 黄巢还不如他呢

[00:21:16] 他折腾得更凶呗

[00:21:18] 就这一句

[00:21:19] 掉脑袋的罪

[00:21:21] 掉脑袋的罪呀

[00:21:23] 伙计

[00:21:24] 把纸笔拿来

[00:21:26] 哎

[00:21:26] 来了来了

[00:21:28] 伙计上来之后

[00:21:30] 他照着墙上的字儿全写下来了

[00:21:33] 写完之后一对没错

[00:21:35] 揣到袖筒里

[00:21:36] 问

[00:21:37] 伙计

[00:21:38] 我这诗什么人做的

[00:21:41] 啊

[00:21:41] 一个喝酒的客人做的

[00:21:43] 此人长得什么模样

[00:21:46] 嗯

[00:21:48] 呃

[00:21:50] 一般般吧

[00:21:51] 诶详细的说

[00:21:53] 好好的想

[00:21:55] 好像是昨天

[00:21:58] 中午前来的

[00:22:00] 这人能有30 多岁

[00:22:02] 没有40

[00:22:03] 小个儿不高

[00:22:04] 黑胖黑胖的

[00:22:07] 浓眉

[00:22:08] 大眼睛

[00:22:09] 说话

[00:22:10] 山东口音

[00:22:12] 来了几个人儿啊

[00:22:13] 就他老哥一个

[00:22:15] 行了行了

[00:22:15] 行行

[00:22:17] 黄文炳一听

[00:22:18] 嘿

[00:22:19] 机会来了

[00:22:22] 这回见着蔡九知府

[00:22:24] 我把这事原原本本一说

[00:22:27] 蔡九知府不定多高兴呢

[00:22:31] 他就赏识我的才能

[00:22:34] 我为朝廷算效了力了

[00:22:37] 升官就在眼前

[00:22:43] 你看这家多无耻

[00:22:46] 他每天就想两件事儿

[00:22:49] 一样是想自己如何升官发财

[00:22:52] 另一件事儿就琢磨人

[00:22:56] 我说您在工作当中遇上这种人

[00:22:59] 您还真得留神

[00:23:01] 诶

[00:23:02] 他专门靠整人活着

[00:23:05] 其实他身上一无所长

[00:23:09] 就这种人

[00:23:10] 是最可气不过呀

[00:23:13] 黄文炳觉着这个时间呢

[00:23:16] 磨蹭的差不多了

[00:23:18] 汇了钱

[00:23:19] 下了楼了

[00:23:20] 带着四个家人赶奔知府衙门

[00:23:22] 一打听啊

[00:23:24] 知府大人的贵客走了

[00:23:27] 大人睡了一觉都起来了

[00:23:30] 正在书房喝茶呢

[00:23:34] 烦劳各位给我通禀一声

[00:23:37] 就说无为军的黄文炳求见

[00:23:41] 带了些礼物

[00:23:43] 请府台大人笑纳

[00:23:46] 等着

[00:23:48] 有人送信儿去

[00:23:49] 时间不大

[00:23:50] 回来告诉他请

[00:23:52] 大人等你呢

[00:23:53] 诶是是是是

[00:23:55] 顿时

[00:23:55] 这黄文炳就矮了半截

[00:23:58] 腰都直不起来了

[00:24:03] 笑着脸儿

[00:24:04] 呲着牙

[00:24:05] 领着四个人进了屋了

[00:24:07] 一看蔡九知府身穿软梢的便服

[00:24:13] 在椅子上坐着呢

[00:24:15] 黄文炳是倒身便拜呀

[00:24:18] 府台大人在上

[00:24:21] 卑职

[00:24:22] 黄文炳叩拜府台

[00:24:27] 其实这蔡九知府也瞧不起他

[00:24:30] 你说那打溜须的人

[00:24:33] 都招人喜欢呐

[00:24:35] 有时候人家也瞧不起

[00:24:39] 这蔡德章就瞧不起他

[00:24:42] 心说挺大个人

[00:24:44] 他妈就是有点贱

[00:24:46] 哎呀

[00:24:47] 但是他老给我送礼呀

[00:24:49] 官不打送礼的

[00:24:51] 勉强招待他吧

[00:24:54] 免

[00:24:55] 看座

[00:24:56] 多谢府台大人

[00:25:00] 大人

[00:25:01] 我方才来过一趟了

[00:25:04] 听说您正招待贵客

[00:25:06] 吓得我没敢进来

[00:25:08] 我到街上转了一圈

[00:25:10] 二次进府

[00:25:12] 听说您这阵没事

[00:25:14] 我才敢看您来啊啊

[00:25:17] 京城来了几个人儿

[00:25:19] 呃

[00:25:19] 吃顿便饭

[00:25:21] 你也是我的熟人

[00:25:23] 进来多个吃碟加双筷子也不算什么

[00:25:27] 是

[00:25:27] 是

[00:25:28] 卑职不敢

[00:25:29] 嘿嘿嘿嘿

[00:25:31] 嗯

[00:25:33] 大人

[00:25:35] 我给您送点礼物来

[00:25:37] 哎呀

[00:25:37] 你来一趟就送东西

[00:25:39] 这又何苦的呢

[00:25:40] 收下吧

[00:25:42] 你倒别要啊诶都收下了

[00:25:46] 那意思你送完礼还不滚蛋

[00:25:48] 你还在这儿干什么

[00:25:51] 但这小子没羞没臊

[00:25:52] 往前凑合凑合

[00:25:55] 大人

[00:25:56] 卑职此次来

[00:25:59] 一方面是孝敬大人

[00:26:01] 另方面有件事情向大人禀报

[00:26:06] 哦

[00:26:07] 什么事

[00:26:08] 我们江州出来不法之徒了

[00:26:12] 要不讲此人斩首

[00:26:15] 咱们江州就得大

[00:26:18] 乱