《The Piano Has Been Drinkin’》歌词

[00:00:00] The Piano Has Been Drinkin' (钢琴在狂饮不止) - Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks

[00:00:18] The piano has been drinking

[00:00:21] My necktie's asleep

[00:00:26] The combo went back to New York

[00:00:31] The jukebox has to take a leak

[00:00:35] The carpet needs a haircut

[00:00:38] The spotlight looks just like a prison break

[00:00:44] The telephone's out of cigarettes

[00:00:47] The balcony's on the make

[00:00:52] The piano has been drinking

[00:00:55] The piano has been drinking

[00:01:09] And the menus are all freezing

[00:01:12] And the light man's blind in one eye

[00:01:18] And he can't see out of the other

[00:01:22] And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid

[00:01:26] And he showed up with his mother

[00:01:30] And the piano has been drinking

[00:01:44] As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler

[00:01:47] Cream puff casper milktoast

[00:01:52] And the owner is a mental midget with the iq of a fence post

[00:02:01] Cause the piano has been drinking

[00:02:04] The piano has been drinking

[00:02:52] And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter

[00:03:01] And she hates you and your friends

[00:03:02] And you just can't get served without her

[00:03:09] And the box office is drooling

[00:03:13] And the bar stools are on fire

[00:03:18] And the newspapers were fooling

[00:03:22] And the ashtrays have retired

[00:03:27] Cause the piano has been drinking

[00:03:31] The piano has been drinking

[00:03:33] Not me