《PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY》歌词

[00:00:00] PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY - Spike Jones

[00:00:04] Everyone say to begin the begin but no one she begins

[00:00:09] Him so I will tell you how first you lift your right leg like

[00:00:14] This then you lift your left leg like this then you lift both

[00:00:20] Your legs to get I think

[00:00:27] There must be an easier way to do this I think

[00:00:30] This is our philosophy

[00:00:33] This is our philosophy

[00:00:36] And we're sure that you'll agree

[00:00:39] People are funnier that anybody

[00:00:42] Woman needs five dollars bad

[00:00:45] Beauty facial must be had

[00:00:48] Husband can't spare the money of course

[00:00:50] But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse

[00:00:53] Wife can't see well enough to drive

[00:00:56] Car through garage doors twelve foot wide

[00:00:59] But on husbands suit of Grey

[00:01:02] She can spot a blond hair from a block away

[00:01:04] This is our philosophy

[00:01:07] This is our philosophy

[00:01:10] And we're sure that you'll agree

[00:01:14] People are funnier that anybody

[00:01:17] Husband plays poker and enjoys

[00:01:19] Sitting up all of night with the boys

[00:01:22] But at home with his wife he'll fight

[00:01:25] If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night

[00:01:28] Wife runs faster than any gale

[00:01:31] When she hears of a one cent sale

[00:01:34] I'm saving you money to her husband she'll blab

[00:01:36] But to get to the sale she takes a taxi cab

[00:01:39] This is our philosophy

[00:01:42] This is our philosophy

[00:01:45] And we're sure that you'll agree

[00:01:48] People are funnier that anybody

[00:01:51] Man gets married says it's one good deal

[00:01:54] He waited years for a home cooked meal

[00:01:57] When wife has nice hot dinner on plate

[00:01:59] He comes home from the poolroom two hours late

[00:02:03] When single man kiss his girl goodnight

[00:02:05] He gets filled with thrilled delight

[00:02:08] But when husband kiss his wife to say the least

[00:02:11] He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased