《Pimpin’ Aint No Illusion (Chopped & Screwed Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:07:33] Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion - UGK (Underground Kingz)

[00:07:33] (Uh, Uh) One time for yo' muthaf**kin'...(whuut)

[00:07:33] Back, b**ch (uh)...Kool Ace (whuut), UGK...(huh)

[00:07:33] Pimpin' ain't no illusion,

[00:07:33] And pimpin' ain't never died.

[00:07:33] Mo' pimps was on that heroin

[00:07:33] And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry.

[00:07:33] The dikes done came through

[00:07:33] And straight threw off all the game;

[00:07:33] Got all these hoes thinkin'

[00:07:33] They could manage they own change.

[00:07:33] But it ain't no illusion,

[00:07:33] I know...you all have witnessed

[00:07:33] He rollin' in my Caady mo'

[00:07:33] Wit' fly b**ches,

[00:07:33] Makin' ole deals: Now, ho (huh, huh)

[00:07:33] Ain't Bob Barker

[00:07:33] But I'm caught up in this game

[00:07:33] Mo' like...Peter Parker.

[00:07:33] P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am.

[00:07:33] I want you payin' hoes in my army

[00:07:33] Like...uh...Uncle Sam,

[00:07:33] And we gon' jam...

[00:07:33] I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show

[00:07:33] I know my sh*t is extreme

[00:07:33] But I'm all about them does.

[00:07:33] When I'm steppin' on the scene

[00:07:33] Be there four deep...hella clan

[00:07:33] My reality is your favorite dream

[00:07:33] (Stop that sh*t, daddy...)

[00:07:33] Best believe cool Ace gon' keep it real.

[00:07:33] Pimp see & Bun be to testify for the ear

[00:07:33] Excuse me, why'all, but this about Southern sh*t.

[00:07:33] Now, tell me can you...uh...feel this, b**ch?

[00:07:33] We givin' 'em brain contusions...

[00:07:33] Pimp see, what's the conclusion?

[00:07:33] Pimpin' ain't no illusion...

[00:07:33] Pimpin' ain't dead...ni**a, it just began

[00:07:33] (How the f**k you know Sweet Jones?)

[00:07:33] My hoes still out there sellin' a**.

[00:07:33] Yo' b**ch is out of pocket,

[00:07:33] 'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary;

[00:07:33] Real hoes gon' front on a simp

[00:07:33] But she gon' do it for daddy.

[00:07:33] F**k niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie;

[00:07:33] But, boy, my b**ches know the difference

[00:07:33] Between real pimpin' and movies

[00:07:33] It's the difference between real leather

[00:07:33] And that sh*t at yo' house.

[00:07:33] I don't know what why'all doin' up there,

[00:07:33] But we really pimpin' in the South.

[00:07:33] Every since I was 17,

[00:07:33] I been stackin' my green:

[00:07:33] Went for servin' rocks to fiends,

[00:07:33] And rockin' club full a teens.

[00:07:33] Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston,

[00:07:33] Sippin' promythazine,

[00:07:33] To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath,

[00:07:33] To smokin' on sticky green.

[00:07:33] I'm still Pimp see, b**ch

[00:07:33] I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us;

[00:07:33] But, me and cool Ace rollin' a Lexus

[00:07:33] Sittin' on all gold Daytons.

[00:07:33] B**ch, take a look around

[00:07:33] Those hoes steady choosin'.

[00:07:33] This is the conclusion: pimpin' ain't no illusion.

[00:07:33] If you got any love fo' that broad you wit'

[00:07:33] Ni**a, move her 'fore you lose her,

[00:07:33] 'Cause a beggar ain't a muthaf**kin' chooser.

[00:07:33] Third leg is a b**ch abuser, infamous

[00:07:33] In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean.

[00:07:33] No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis

[00:07:33] Come catch a wif a this...

[00:07:33] Damn, can't you taste it?

[00:07:33] Now yo' money's up in smoke

[00:07:33] Like you freebased it.

[00:07:33] Now b**ch replaced it

[00:07:33] Wit' a sexual favor

[00:07:33] But don't get mad at real pimpin', ni**a

[00:07:33] Check yo' behavior...and savor

[00:07:33] The aroma from Promona to Tacoma;

[00:07:33] Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer.

[00:07:33] F**k a Sonoma...

[00:07:33] I'm on a mission for Benzes

[00:07:33] Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is, ballin' relentless.

[00:07:33] And then my friends is

[00:07:33] Slappin' niggas with glass chins

[00:07:33] It's funny...sendin' tricks home

[00:07:33] Broke and defenseless; and, ever since this

[00:07:33] Boy been pimpin' the pen,

[00:07:33] I promise never to ever leave home

[00:07:33] Without my pimpin' again...that's why...

[00:07:33] You know, I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about:

[00:07:33] My b**ch got bold opened a bank account.

[00:07:33] When I found the b**ch checkbook,

[00:07:33] I didn't get mad

[00:07:33] 'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash.

[00:07:33] I broke it down to her,

[00:07:33] She gave me the dough;

[00:07:33] Do you remember what you was

[00:07:33] Before I made you a ho?

[00:07:33] You was a broke b**ch,

[00:07:33] You couldn't even smoke sh*t,

[00:07:33] Couldn't stay fo-cused,

[00:07:33] And, don't forget it, b**ch...

[00:07:33] Yo' whole life changed the day you met me.

[00:07:33] Now you think you need a bank account,

[00:07:33] Baby, I can't see

[00:07:33] You managin' this money...it's too much.

[00:07:33] All you do is look good...

[00:07:33] And then you f**k.

[00:07:33] Git my money, git yo' money

[00:07:33] It's all the same.

[00:07:33] The sh*t ain't even funny when you talk about this game.

[00:07:33] They call me Too $hort, baby

[00:07:33] I'm still in it.

[00:07:33] Ain't no camouflage, nuttin' but this real pimpin'...beeyatch.

[00:07:33] ...pimpin' ain't no illusion