《Can’t Con an Honest John(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Using the following I'm going to show you：

[00:00:02] A

[00:00:03] How to con someone using their own greed

[00:00:05] B

[00:00:06] That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway and

[00:00:09] C

[00:00:09] TAKING THEIR MONEY

[00:00:11] As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence

[00:00:17] This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam

[00:00:20] And that you man off his mark

[00:00:22] Get your mate let's call your mate Piers

[00:00:25] No not Piers let's call him Farquhar

[00:00:27] Anyway get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog

[00:00:30] Like I said the barman will try and con you later

[00:00:32] But you're gonna take all his money

[00:00:34] Anyway get Farquhar to pass into a local bar

[00:00:36] And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart

[00:00:39] Just for 20 quid for a while claiming that he hated it

[00:00:42] But it was worth more than his car

[00:00:44] This by the way requires that you find and supply Farquhar

[00:00:47] With an animal and a life from your local park

[00:00:50] Get a nice dog that doesn't bark

[00:00:52] But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park

[00:00:55] Anyway using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money

[00:00:58] But you're not gonna care cos he's gonna f**king deserve it

[00:01:00] You'll never con an Honest John

[00:01:03] An Honest John you can't drag down

[00:01:06] Exactly

[00:01:07] Con do lee get conned

[00:01:08] When they think they're the cunning one

[00:01:10] It's all one big con

[00:01:12] Neighbour you won't con

[00:01:14] An Honest John

[00:01:16] Now listen get Farquhar to dart out the bar

[00:01:19] And just shop for some garm's maybe

[00:01:21] Just to pass an hour or so

[00:01:23] I would go shopping cos' I gave up drinking

[00:01:25] But whatever just have Farquhar down the road

[00:01:28] Now you walk in the bar walk up to the barman

[00:01:30] Order a jar when you've caught him slouched on his own

[00:01:33] Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side

[00:01:36] Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own

[00:01:39] Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog

[00:01:42] Nod smile agree look interested and cool

[00:01:44] When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous

[00:01:47] Tell him 'This is a very rare breed of animal '

[00:01:50] Last time I lied my manager swiped me

[00:01:52] But lie and tell him it's like a f**king Red Eared Hunting Spaniel

[00:01:56] Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all

[00:02:01] You'll never con an Honest John

[00:02:03] Sometimes

[00:02:04] An Honest John you can't drag down

[00:02:06] Sometimes I think I should just go completely

[00:02:08] Condolee get conned

[00:02:08] When they think they're the cunning one

[00:02:12] Neighbour you won't con an Honest John

[00:02:14] Keep listening though it's important that you keep listening

[00:02:17] Now take all his shopping off him

[00:02:19] Get your mate Farquhar to pop in

[00:02:21] Looking straight gutted a bit later on

[00:02:23] He should order a jar talk at the bar

[00:02:25] Ensure he looks calm warm with the barman

[00:02:27] And generally start conversating on

[00:02:29] Farquhar should start falling apart

[00:02:31] About how he's arsed up some chance

[00:02:32] And how arsed up his day was

[00:02:34] Or in the event the spread betting he's getting ready to accept

[00:02:37] That his rent's not getting payed up

[00:02:39] The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while

[00:02:42] He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums

[00:02:45] Farquhar should continue to moan about money

[00:02:47] And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries

[00:02:50] And like 'ching ' the barman will five out of six times

[00:02:53] Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid

[00:02:56] And after some bartering your barman will haggle and charge harder

[00:02:59] In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head

[00:03:01] That's right neighbour

[00:03:02] You'll never con an Honest John

[00:03:04] An Honest John you can't drag down

[00:03:07] Condolee get conned

[00:03:07] When they think they're the cunning one

[00:03:09] The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for

[00:03:13] Neighbour you won't con an Honest John

[00:03:15] How does that work Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you

[00:03:19] They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him

[00:03:22] Why should he

[00:03:23] That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin

[00:03:26] As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence

[00:03:33] AND THAN TAKING THEIR MONEY

[00:03:35] It's all one big con