《Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate》歌词

[00:03:19] 作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ...

[00:03:19] 作曲 : MF DOOM

[00:03:19] Well anyway

[00:03:19] You may be saying about now

[00:03:19] "How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff

[00:03:19] And not get sick to his stomach?"

[00:03:19] Haha, well, don't worry about that

[00:03:19] You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet

[00:03:19] Or the pudding or something

[00:03:19] I mix up some herbs and

[00:03:19] I come up with a dandy glass of this

[00:03:19] Bicarbonate of fig leaf

[00:03:19] That'll set me free, I'll tell you

[00:03:19] Ugh

[00:03:19] Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now

[00:03:19] You've heard of good to the last drop

[00:03:19] Well your food could soon be good to the last bite

[00:03:19] Wow! That was loud!

[00:03:19] Got to ya, huh?

[00:03:19] Here's an interesting note: artificial colors

[00:03:19] Yellows or Reds

[00:03:19] Let's focus on the red

[00:03:19] In addition to FD&C Red Number 40, the FDA has approved certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!

[00:03:19] If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!

[00:03:19] Posion!

[00:03:19] Bad news!

[00:03:19] That's right!

[00:03:19] Thank you

[00:03:19] Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here

[00:03:19] Now then, I have to go take my dessert here

[00:03:19] I have to go

[00:03:19] I'm conducting a cooking class today

[00:03:19] Good health to you all!

[00:03:19] Uh, over this way

[00:03:19] Look out!

[00:03:19] Alright Pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?

[00:03:19] One look at his feature-less face

[00:03:19] One look was enough to ensure his safety

[00:03:19] As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry

[00:03:19] Burning with vengeance against the world

[00:03:19] Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking

[00:03:19] Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor, and possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland

[00:03:19] And there he has remained

[00:03:19] Scheming, dreaming, planning

[00:03:19] Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world

[00:03:19] (I can't believe it!)

[00:03:19] (Alright, alright, don't make a big deal about it)

[00:03:19] I warn you Doom, you've gone too far

[00:03:19] (Yeah!)

[00:03:19] That'll do it Doom, get your machine