《The Joke’s On Me》歌词

[00:00:00] The Joke's On Me - Jordan Zevon

[00:00:14] Did you ever take a moment

[00:00:16] Just to stop and look around and found

[00:00:18] You might have missed a meeting or two

[00:00:22] All the smiling faces of the

[00:00:24] Strangers that surround me

[00:00:25] And I start to think I don't have a clue

[00:00:29] Is it ignorance or bliss that fuels

[00:00:31] The never ending happiness

[00:00:33] That I've always seemed to elude

[00:00:36] Is it them Is it me

[00:00:38] Yank the starter on the litany

[00:00:40] And try to keep from coming unglued

[00:00:45] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:00:48] Cause I'm the only one

[00:00:49] That isn't really having fun

[00:00:52] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:00:55] It's only just begun

[00:00:57] Fade in waiting on…

[00:00:59] A massive mug of coffee

[00:01:00] That I'm hoping will arouse me

[00:01:02] From a zombie like state I've accrued

[00:01:06] It's another somber morning

[00:01:07] Masturbate and greet the dawn in

[00:01:09] As I'm yawning through the self abuse

[00:01:13] Pick a suit that isn't stained and

[00:01:14] Floor it down the freeway

[00:01:17] I must not be late

[00:01:20] Cause the boss is out of Vicodin

[00:01:22] And now the real pain begins

[00:01:24] So why's he laughing

[00:01:29] Cause it looks like the joke's on me

[00:01:32] Since I'm the only one

[00:01:33] That isn't really having fun

[00:01:36] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:01:39] I signed the dotted line

[00:01:41] To be the perfect punch line

[00:01:43] And nobody told me

[00:01:47] That I be the folly

[00:01:51] Cause it looks like the jokes on me

[00:01:58] The agony of defeat

[00:02:02] With a catchy melody

[00:02:05] Standing dead on my feet

[00:02:09] Maybe someone should bury me

[00:02:13] A natural born loser

[00:02:16] Smothered in humor

[00:02:20] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:02:26] Stumbling down the road of life

[00:02:28] Ignoring all the good advice

[00:02:30] I never had the sense to use

[00:02:34] But we've all got a path to choose

[00:02:35] And stupid is as stupid do's

[00:02:37] Maybe I was born to amuse

[00:02:42] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:02:45] Cause I'm the only one

[00:02:47] That isn't really having fun

[00:02:49] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:02:53] Forget humility and I'll provide the comedy

[00:02:57] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:03:00] You check my spine you'll find

[00:03:01] A burden and a kick me sign

[00:03:04] It looks like the joke's on me

[00:03:07] I'm just a bland mime yanking on a fake line

[00:03:11] I'll keep on pulling

[00:03:15] But who am I fooling

[00:03:19] Cause it looks like the joke's on me