《Sloppy Love Jingle， Pt. 1(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Roll sloppy love jingle sequence one action

[00:00:11] Bartender

[00:00:12] Yeah I hear your wise a** give me a minute

[00:00:13] I'm trying to get this round over here

[00:00:15] What do you think I'm just working for you here

[00:00:17] Actually will you will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar Yeah that one right there

[00:00:23] Here you are man

[00:00:24] Yeah yeah It's on me Tell her it's from Travie

[00:00:27] It's from this guy over here

[00:00:29] From the second she shimmied in

[00:00:31] I was intrigued by her essence

[00:00:34] And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt

[00:00:37] Simple and plain

[00:00:38] I'm probably jumping the train

[00:00:39] But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt

[00:00:42] Hit the pause button

[00:00:43] Damn

[00:00:44] I don't even know this girl

[00:00:45] And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothins

[00:00:48] But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken heart-broken fellow like my self best believe (p**sy)

[00:00:53] I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve

[00:00:54] But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up

[00:00:57] Wait a minute hold up

[00:00:59] I think she caught me grilling now I'm spilling my drink (don't look don't look)

[00:01:01] I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink

[00:01:04] The only problem is I'm not your ordinary average Romeo

[00:01:07] A Cyrano de Bergerac (shut the f**k up)

[00:01:09] In fact I remember back in fifth grade

[00:01:11] I tried to read the book of love but sadly

[00:01:13] The introduction didn't grab me

[00:01:15] So I left it on the shelf and kept moving

[00:01:17] Assuming that this planet rotates

[00:01:19] I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate

[00:01:23] Who would've thunk I would be pissy a** drunk when time came for collision

[00:01:26] So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool)

[00:01:29] Until she started getting closer

[00:01:31] And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder and then I

[00:01:34] Slipped tripped busted my lip and fell in love

[00:01:37] The minute that she stepped in the door

[00:01:38] The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mix tapes for

[00:01:41] To me she equaled MC squared and everything else was mathematics

[00:01:45] I never took the time to practice