《Kids (feat. Dick Van Dyke， Paul Lynde， Bryan Russell， Maureen Stapleton)》歌词

[00:00:00] Kids (from "Bye Bye Birdie") - Various Artists (欧美群星)/Maureen Stapleton/Columbia Studio Orchestra/Johnny Green

[00:00:05] Kids

[00:00:06] I don't know what's wrong with these kids today

[00:00:10] Kids

[00:00:10] Who can understand anything they say

[00:00:14] Kids

[00:00:15] They are disobedient disrespectful oafs

[00:00:18] Noisy crazy sloppy lazy loafers

[00:00:21] While we're on the subject

[00:00:22] Kids

[00:00:23] You can talk and talk till your face is blue

[00:00:27] Kids

[00:00:27] But they still just do what they want to do

[00:00:31] Why can't they be like we were

[00:00:33] Perfect in every way

[00:00:35] What's the matter with kids today

[00:00:39] Kids

[00:00:40] I've tried to raise him the best I could

[00:00:44] Kids

[00:00:45] All the things I've done were for your own good

[00:00:48] Kids

[00:00:49] Can't you once appreciate how I've sacrificed

[00:00:52] Working slaving scrimping saving pennies

[00:00:55] And living with your Father

[00:00:57] Kids

[00:00:58] No one knows the burdens I've had to bear and in my condition

[00:01:01] Kids

[00:01:02] I'm a poor sick woman and does he care

[00:01:04] Ha go on go on and kill me

[00:01:07] That's what it's coming to

[00:01:10] When a Mother has kids like you

[00:01:14] Kids

[00:01:15] All the chicken soup that I made for you

[00:01:17] Mama take it easy

[00:01:18] Kids

[00:01:19] Now you throw mw out like a worn-out shoe

[00:01:22] Not in front of everybody Mom

[00:01:23] After all I haven't been such an awful son

[00:01:27] I never sass you back or leave a ring around the bathtub

[00:01:30] And don't I always phone you

[00:01:31] Kids

[00:01:32] You can give your life to 'em night and day

[00:01:36] Kids

[00:01:36] Then they go get married

[00:01:37] And go away

[00:01:39] Who's getting married

[00:01:40] Why do we have these children

[00:01:42] Better to have a pet

[00:01:44] You know where you stand with a pet

[00:01:48] I never asked for nothing

[00:01:50] Nothing is what you'll get

[00:01:52] What's the matter with kids to

[00:01:55] I tried Lou but I failed

[00:01:57] Oh you didn't Mama you didn't

[00:01:59] Don't try to pay me back Sonny I forgive ya

[00:02:02] So what if you're an ingrate so long as you're happy

[00:02:05] I don't wanna be happy

[00:02:06] Don't feel guilty

[00:02:07] Just make believe I'm an old used car

[00:02:09] Junk me leave me in the gutter

[00:02:11] I'll never leave ya never

[00:02:13] You heard him you're a witness

[00:02:14] I promise Mama

[00:02:15] I never broke a promise to my Mama

[00:02:17] Good boy

[00:02:18] Why can't they be like Albert

[00:02:20] Perfect in every way

[00:02:22] What's the matter with kids

[00:02:24] Yeah what's the matter with kids

[00:02:26] Nothing's the matter with kids today