《The Winkle Man》歌词

[00:00:00] The Winkle Man - Judge Dread

[00:00:05] I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the winkle man

[00:00:09] A right dirty sod

[00:00:11] The winkle man comes down the street

[00:00:14] And serves all the lady's

[00:00:17] What do you know nine months on

[00:00:20] They've all got cramps and baby's

[00:00:23] The funny thing about he was right little shrimp

[00:00:35] He used to sell them cellar

[00:00:37] And according to the dirty talk

[00:00:40] He asked them what they liked best

[00:00:43] The knob end or the stalk

[00:00:46] No wonder why a woman used to come in here

[00:00:48] With a smile on her face

[00:00:50] I'll smash his face in

[00:00:59] He'd go down to his local pub

[00:01:01] For a pint and a packet of brick's

[00:01:04] The barmaid's got a 48

[00:01:07] And he always grabs her tits like coconuts

[00:01:22] A girl he had was a noisy bird

[00:01:24] She used to scream and moan

[00:01:27] She shouted help he said you silly cow

[00:01:30] I can manage on me own

[00:01:33] What do you want to bring the neighbors in then

[00:01:35] Oh what do you want a gang bang then

[00:01:45] She said I was a virgin

[00:01:47] Now I've been dumped twice in a day

[00:01:51] He said twice but it's only once

[00:01:54] She said right you gonna dash away

[00:01:57] Alright be gentle with me it's only my second time today

[00:02:09] When he was young and in his prime

[00:02:12] He'd have a woman any old time

[00:02:14] Now he's old and getting gray

[00:02:17] He seems to like the other way

[00:02:20] Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter

[00:02:24] It just means there's more birds for all the fellows in the pub

[00:02:27] Winkle winkle

[00:02:28] Oh Christ here he comes again gay boys in bondage

[00:02:32] Do you want a drink

[00:02:33] Yes please sailor

[00:02:35] Who are you calling sailor I'll smash you in the gut

[00:02:38] Up yours butch

[00:02:39] I'll give you up yours you bum bugler take that