《I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home》歌词

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[00:00:01] She said:

[00:00:01] "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home

[00:00:05] "So you'll feel more at ease here

[00:00:09] And you won't have to roam

[00:00:12] "We'll take out the dining room table

[00:00:14] And put a bar along that wall

[00:00:18] "And a neon sign to point the way

[00:00:21] To our bathroom down the hall "

[00:00:25] She said: "You'll get friendly service

[00:00:28] And for added atmosphere

[00:00:31] "I'll slip on something sexy

[00:00:34] And I'll cut it clear to here

[00:00:37] "Then you can slap my bottom

[00:00:40] Every time you tell a joke

[00:00:43] "Just as long as you keep tipping

[00:00:46] Well I'll laugh until you're broke "

[00:00:50] She said: "Instead of family quarrels

[00:00:53] We'll have a bar-room brawl

[00:00:56] "When the Ham's bear say's its closing time

[00:00:59] You won't have far to crawl

[00:01:02] "And when you run out of money

[00:01:05] You'll have me to thank

[00:01:07] "You can sleep it off next morning

[00:01:10] When I'm putting it in the bank "