《I Can’t Do The Sum(Remastered Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Can't Do The Sum(Remastered Version) - Karen Kemple/Girl Chorus

[00:00:05] If a steamship weighed ten thousand tons

[00:00:08] And sailed five thousand miles

[00:00:11] With a cargo load of overshoes

[00:00:14] And carving knives and files

[00:00:16] If the Mates were almost six feet high

[00:00:20] And the Bo'sun near the same

[00:00:23] Would you subtract or multiply

[00:00:26] To find the Captain's name

[00:00:30] Oh Oh Oh

[00:00:36] Put down six and carry two

[00:00:42] Gee but this is hard to do

[00:00:48] You can think and think and think

[00:00:52] Till your brains are numb

[00:00:55] I don't care what teacher says

[00:00:58] I can't do the sum

[00:01:01] If Harold took sweet Imogene

[00:01:04] With him one eve to dine

[00:01:07] And ordered half the bill o' fare

[00:01:10] With cataracts of wine

[00:01:13] If the bill o' fare were thirteen ninety-five

[00:01:17] And poor Harold had but four

[00:01:20] How many things would Harold strike

[00:01:24] Before he struck the floor

[00:01:33] Put down six and carry two

[00:01:40] Gee but this is hard to do

[00:01:46] You can think and think and think

[00:01:50] Till your brains are numb

[00:01:52] I don't care what teacher says

[00:01:54] I can't do the sum

[00:01:58] If a woman had an English pug

[00:02:01] Ten children and a cat

[00:02:04] And she tried in seven hours to find

[00:02:07] A forty-dollar flat

[00:02:10] With naught but sunny outside rooms

[00:02:14] In a neighborhood of tone

[00:02:17] How old would those ten children be

[00:02:20] Before they found a home

[00:02:30] Put down six and carry two

[00:02:36] Gee but this is hard to do

[00:02:42] You can think and think and think

[00:02:47] Till your brains are numb

[00:02:49] I don't care what teacher says

[00:02:51] I can't do the sum

[00:02:54] Put down six and carry two

[00:02:58] Gee but this is hard to do

[00:03:01] You can think and think and think

[00:03:05] Till your brains are numb

[00:03:07] I don't care what teacher says

[00:03:09] I can't do the sum