《Slap & Tickle》歌词

[00:00:01] Slap & Tickle - Squeeze

[00:00:22] She was frigid like a Bible

[00:00:24] When she met her boyfriend Michael

[00:00:26] He took her in his Zephyr

[00:00:28] They sat like salt and pepper

[00:00:30] Looking out across the city

[00:00:31] From Lover's Leap is pretty

[00:00:33] The lights they flick and flutter

[00:00:35] He told her how he loved her

[00:00:38] Next night he called for her

[00:00:40] But Dad protected daughter

[00:00:41] And told him she was poorly

[00:00:43] A lie was told there surely

[00:00:45] So Michael felt rejected

[00:00:47] This wasn't quite expected

[00:00:48] He drove off to his local

[00:00:51] Where he felt anti-social

[00:00:59] She cried all night at missing

[00:01:01] The boy she could be kissing

[00:01:03] While he was falling over

[00:01:04] He drunk himself back sober

[00:01:06] And went home in a taxi

[00:01:08] And crashed out in the back seat

[00:01:10] He slept just like a baby

[00:01:12] Which he hadn't done just lately

[00:01:14] He saw her in the morning

[00:01:15] Out with his sister Pauline

[00:01:18] She felt all shy and soppy

[00:01:19] He acted cool and cocky

[00:01:21] He said tonight at Charlie's

[00:01:23] There's going to be a party

[00:01:25] I'll meet you at half seven

[00:01:27] She visualised the heaven

[00:01:36] If you ever change your mind

[00:01:39] Which you do from time to time

[00:01:44] Never chew a pickle

[00:01:45] With a little slap and tickle

[00:01:47] You have to throw the stone

[00:01:49] To get the pool to ripple

[00:01:58] That night they danced together

[00:02:00] It looked like love forever

[00:02:02] He put his hand on her leg

[00:02:04] You should have heard what she said

[00:02:06] He tried again much later

[00:02:07] It seemed to aggravate her

[00:02:09] He drove home in silence

[00:02:11] Avoiding all violence

[00:02:13] She said let's watch the city

[00:02:15] From Lover's Leap is pretty

[00:02:17] I think I need the fresh air

[00:02:19] She put a comb through her hair

[00:02:20] Then while she turned to kiss him

[00:02:22] And very nearly missed him

[00:02:24] She put her hand on his leg

[00:02:26] He felt her tongue in his head

[00:02:35] You If ever change your mind

[00:02:39] Which you do from time to time

[00:02:43] Never chew a pickle

[00:02:44] With a little slap and tickle

[00:02:46] You have to throw the stone

[00:02:48] To get the pool to ripple