《Let’s Talk About Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Let's Talk About Me - Nathan Pacheco/Chris Cooper

[00:00:02] I'm Tex Richman Mr Texas Tea

[00:00:03] People call me rich cause I got mo' money

[00:00:06] I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos

[00:00:08] Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's

[00:00:11] I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh

[00:00:14] I make the baker bake my bread out of dough

[00:00:16] No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill

[00:00:19] There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill

[00:00:21] He's Tex Richman

[00:00:24] Everybody listen

[00:00:27] Just how great it is to be him

[00:00:31] (It's great to be me)

[00:00:32] He's the greatest

[00:00:34] You're the lamest

[00:00:37] Muppets are a waste of time

[00:00:39] Oh can't you see

[00:00:42] Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world

[00:00:45] When I need a piece of string I use a string of pearls

[00:00:48] If something's for sale consider it sold

[00:00:50] I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold

[00:00:53] I even got a guy to gold plate my cat

[00:00:56] I don't regret much but I do regret that

[00:00:58] If I could start all over I'd do it all the same

[00:01:01] Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again

[00:01:04] [Hook

[00:01:04] He's Tex Richman

[00:01:06] Everybody listen

[00:01:09] Just how great it is to be him

[00:01:12] (It's great to be me)

[00:01:14] He's the greatest

[00:01:17] You're the lamest

[00:01:19] Muppets are a waste of time

[00:01:21] Oh can't you see

[00:01:23] (Oh it's great to be me)

[00:01:25] I recall a heartbreaking story

[00:01:31] About my own tenth birthday party

[00:01:37] Should've been a glorious day for me

[00:01:40] I'd have been happy as can be

[00:01:44] But the Muppets were there

[00:01:45] To put on a show

[00:01:47] They started to dance

[00:01:48] They were telling their jokes

[00:01:50] I didn't laugh

[00:01:51] I didn't know how

[00:01:53] Then my friends

[00:01:55] They all turned around

[00:01:57] And they laughed at me

[00:02:00] They laughed at me

[00:02:03] I hate you Muppets so

[00:02:08] [Hook

[00:02:11] He's Tex Richman

[00:02:13] Everybody listen

[00:02:16] Just how great it is to be him

[00:02:21] He's the greatest

[00:02:24] He's the greatest

[00:02:27] Muppets are a waste of time

[00:02:28] Oh can't you see

[00:02:30] Little muppets time to give up your dream