《Do You Like My New Car?(Live At Fillmore East / 1971)》歌词

[00:00:01] Do You Like My New Car - Frank Zappa

[00:00:07] You are you gotta tell me something

[00:00:10] I mean seriously

[00:00:11] I'm tellin' you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody really from Hollywood

[00:00:18] I mean really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Bob and Frank I mean

[00:00:24] None of us

[00:00:25] Pleased to meet you

[00:00:26] Hi Howie

[00:00:27] We never met a pop star from Hollywood tell me something:

[00:00:30] Have you ever met Davey Jones or Bobby Sherman

[00:00:33] No no I

[00:00:34] I mean David Cassady he's so

[00:00:36] Jimmy Greenspoon once I

[00:00:37] Three Dog Night

[00:00:38] Yeah

[00:00:39] Oh I love them They're my favorite band ow gawd

[00:00:42] Oh do you like my new car I'm ah

[00:00:45] My Dad just gave it to me for graduation

[00:00:47] Ah yeaah I'ts a it's a Fillmore isn't it

[00:00:51] Real futuristic ah I dig the fins

[00:00:55] Listen: do you know how to get to the ah Hollywood Inn from here

[00:01:00] No ah which one is it

[00:01:02] (burp) excuse me It's the one by the airport you know

[00:01:06] Cause we gotta get up early an' fly outta here in the morning y'know

[00:01:10] Oh I didn't know that Where do you guys play tomorrow night I mean

[00:01:14] I'd like to come maybe in your bus or somethin'

[00:01:18] Yeah

[00:01:19] In the BUS

[00:01:20] Come in the bus huh Tomorrow we're in ah let's see Tierra del Fuego

[00:01:24] Ook You're so professional Howie

[00:01:28] Oh it's not it's nothing

[00:01:29] Howie I mean the way you gettin' tp-tp to play an all these exotic places I mean

[00:01:34] Yeah

[00:01:34] Tell me something tell me and my girl- TELL me:

[00:01:37] Do you really have a hit record on the charts now with a BULLET

[00:01:44] I mean that's really important to me

[00:01:46] Listen honey: Would I lie to you just to get in your pants

[00:01:52] He-Het Listen Hey listen to me tellin' ya: WE ARE NOT GROUPIES

[00:01:58] Naw I never I never said

[00:02:00] We are not groupies You better understand that

[00:02:02] I told Robert Planet I told Elton John I told all those big guys

[00:02:07] We are not groupies

[00:02:08] No I never

[00:02:09] Roger Daltrey never laid a hand on me

[00:02:11] Yaw it's obvious to see why listen I never

[00:02:15] Tell him Tell him right now

[00:02:17] We only like musicians for f-friends You know

[00:02:20] Real straight arrow Howie Really just for friends Howie

[00:02:28] But we still like you Yeah we wouldn't mind coming in your bus but

[00:02:34] Listen you chicks now didn'

[00:02:35] Didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with cream corn an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit

[00:02:50] Ooooh

[00:02:50] What's the deal baby Come on

[00:02:52] Howie Howie lissen yo me all that's true

[00:02:54] Come across

[00:02:55] All that's true and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda or a CEL-RAY but we are not groupies No matter what you think

[00:03:05] No I never

[00:03:06] We are not groupies

[00:03:07] You see there seems to be some kind of a communication problem honey because I I am a lonely guy from outta town y'know an' an' I want some ACTION what I'm talkin' about is I wanna a-a-steaming succulent ever-widening gooey drippy runny kind of a hole with a with how shall I put this what say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF

[00:03:38] Hey hey-hey-hey-heyyyy Jesus

[00:03:41] I'm in this band man

[00:03:43] I am in this band no matter what we do up here it's all

[00:03:47] Now lissen It just so happend tonight me and my girlfriends I mean we've all come here for one thing tonight

[00:03:54] Yeah

[00:03:54] Looking for a guy And we're looking for a guy from a group

[00:03:58] Wow

[00:03:58] BUT HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK

[00:04:00] WAAAH

[00:04:02] AND HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK THAT'S A MONSTER

[00:04:05] WAAAAAAAAH That's me That's me ooh oooohh you voluptouns Manhattan Island clit Take me I'm yours you hole Fulfill my wildest dreams

[00:04:34] Ooooh Anything for you my most seductive seclusive pop star of a man picture this if you can: bead jobs knotted nylons bamboo canes three unreleased recordings of Crosby Stills Nash and Young fighting in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East Why 'n enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore All this and more Howie Including an electric coolde pony harness with fuel injection fuel injection fuel injection

[00:05:13] Oooh my god I I I can't stand it I mean I mean dou you understand the implications of what I'm saying I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND IT OH NO Oh my god I'm going home I'm gonna see my baby (etc) I really can't stand it please give it to me give it to me right here in the trunk of your Gremlin give me GIVE ME THE ENCHILADA WITH THE PICKLES SAUCE SHOVED UP BETWEEN A DONKEY'S ASS UNTIL HE CAN'T COME ANYMORE

[00:06:23] Hey-hey haha Not until you sing me your big hit record and I want to hear the big hit record and I wanna hear it now an' I wanna hear the big hit record now with a bullet With a bullet

[00:06:33] The bullet

[00:06:37] The BULLET The BULLET I'ts the part that gets me the hottest hehe now sing me that record and I wanna hear it right now or you ain't driving nowhere tonight buddy

[00:06:51] Well I know when I'm licked all over Okay baby: BEND OVER AND SPREAD 'EM Here comes my