《May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose》歌词

[00:00:00] May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:06] One fine day as

[00:00:07] I was a-walkin'

[00:00:08] Down the street

[00:00:10] Spied a beggar man

[00:00:12] With rags upon his feet

[00:00:15] Took a penny from my pocket

[00:00:18] In his tin cup I did drop it

[00:00:21] I heard her say

[00:00:23] As I made my retreat

[00:00:26] "May the bird of paradise

[00:00:28] Fly up your nose"

[00:00:30] "May an elephant caress

[00:00:32] You with his toes"

[00:00:35] "May your wife be plagued

[00:00:37] With runners in her hose"

[00:00:40] "May the bird of paradise

[00:00:42] Fly up your nose"

[00:00:49] The laundry man is

[00:00:51] Really on his toes

[00:00:54] Found a hundred-dollar bill

[00:00:56] Among my clothes

[00:00:58] When he called me

[00:01:00] I came a-runnin'

[00:01:01] Gave him back his dime for phonin'

[00:01:05] I heard her sayin'

[00:01:07] As I turned to go

[00:01:09] "May the bird of paradise

[00:01:11] Fly up your nose"

[00:01:14] "May an elephant caress

[00:01:16] You with his toes"

[00:01:19] "May your wife be plagued

[00:01:20] With runners in her hose"

[00:01:23] "May the bird of paradise

[00:01:25] Fly up your nose"

[00:01:33] I was way behind one day

[00:01:35] To catch the train

[00:01:37] Taxi driver said "We'll make it

[00:01:40] Just the same"

[00:01:42] The speed cop made it with us

[00:01:45] And as he wrote out the ticket

[00:01:49] I stood by politely a-waitin'

[00:01:51] For my change

[00:01:53] "May the bird of paradise

[00:01:55] Fly up your nose"

[00:01:58] "May an elephant caress

[00:02:00] You with his toes"

[00:02:03] "May your wife be plagued

[00:02:04] With runners in her hose"

[00:02:07] "May the bird of paradise

[00:02:09] Fly up your nose"

[00:02:12] "May the bird of paradise

[00:02:14] Fly up your nose"

[00:02:17] "May an elephant caress

[00:02:19] You with his toes"

[00:02:21] "May your wife be plagued

[00:02:23] With runners in her hose"