《Crystal Beaches Never Turned Me On(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Crystal Beaches Never Turned Me On - Neon Blonde

[00:00:17] I'm the neon rat hiding

[00:00:20] In the palm trees

[00:00:22] Watching midwestern tourists

[00:00:24] Guzzle giant martinis

[00:00:31] We were part time lovers

[00:00:33] On prime time TV

[00:00:34] Her name was Esmerelda

[00:00:36] The smart but sexy type

[00:00:38] A young housewife

[00:00:39] In Hawaiian mansion alright

[00:00:45] Crystal beaches on TV

[00:00:48] Perfume dumped into sea

[00:00:50] Bleached smile shaved bikini

[00:00:52] Every thing you want

[00:00:53] But will never be

[00:00:54] Her husband was a CEO

[00:00:56] She spent her nights all alone

[00:00:59] You fall in love with her misery

[00:01:01] She's like a tan version

[00:01:02] Of you with plastic surgery

[00:01:04] Enter the sophisticated brute

[00:01:05] With VIP attitude

[00:01:08] He the recurring character

[00:01:09] You love to hate

[00:01:10] The back door boy

[00:01:17] Now I'm the neon rat

[00:01:19] With a mouth full

[00:01:19] Of grinning sharp dentures

[00:01:21] Sleeping in a married woman's bedcover's

[00:01:23] A televised affair

[00:01:25] With million dollar commercials

[00:01:35] Yeah this is the 1-hour holiday special

[00:01:39] Where Esmerelda's husband comes home

[00:01:41] And walks in on the two

[00:01:42] Of us in the shower

[00:01:44] He breaks down in tears

[00:01:45] On the bathroom floor

[00:01:46] Close up on his face frowning

[00:01:48] Like a slit open throat

[00:01:49] Then cut cut cut to a commercial

[00:01:52] Cut cut to a commercial

[00:01:55] Cut cut to a commercial

[00:01:57] Cut cut to a commercial

[00:01:58] Crystal Beaches on TV

[00:02:01] Sunset on the digital sea

[00:02:03] Shaved smiled bleached bikini

[00:02:05] Paradise's legs are spread

[00:02:07] Just out of reach

[00:02:08] Those tears streaming down your face

[00:02:10] Are dollar signs for the marketing team

[00:02:12] Will she leave her bland husband

[00:02:14] You just have to wait

[00:02:15] Till the start of next season

[00:02:17] You'll just have to go back to your job

[00:02:19] Selling lingerie at the shopping mall

[00:02:21] Those diets that never work

[00:02:23] Those blind dates with f**king jerks

[00:02:26] Crystal Beaches on TV

[00:02:28] Crystal Beaches you'll never see

[00:02:30] Crystal Beaches got you hooked

[00:02:33] And I'm the neon rat

[00:02:34] Inside your pocketbook