《The Preacher And The Bear》歌词

[00:00:00] The Preacher And The Bear - Phil Harris

[00:00:07] Now a preacher went out walking

[00:00:08] Was on one Sunday morn

[00:00:11] It was against his religion

[00:00:12] But he took his gun along

[00:00:14] He shot himself some mighty fine quail

[00:00:16] And one little measly hare

[00:00:17] But on his way returning home

[00:00:19] He met a great big grizzly bear

[00:00:21] Well the bear got down in the middle of the road

[00:00:23] On all fours like a great big toad

[00:00:25] And looked that preacher right square in the eye

[00:00:27] And the preacher looked at him and said bye-bye

[00:00:28] Started down the road and took out to run

[00:00:30] The bear right after that preacher did come

[00:00:32] Run and they run for about a mile

[00:00:33] Then they both sat down and rested awhile

[00:00:35] The preacher got up - started again

[00:00:37] The bear he started out with more vim

[00:00:39] They ran and they ran til he spotted a tree

[00:00:41] Said up on the limb is the place for me

[00:00:42] The bear got close - made a grab for him

[00:00:44] Preacher leaps up and he made the limb

[00:00:46] Pulled himself up and turns about

[00:00:47] Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout

[00:00:49] Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den

[00:00:52] Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then

[00:00:55] The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace

[00:00:57] So the good book do declare

[00:00:59] Yes lord if you can't help me

[00:01:01] For goodness sake don't help that bear

[00:01:05] Just about then the limb let go

[00:01:06] And the preacher came tumbling down

[00:01:08] Reached in his pocket pulled his razor out

[00:01:09] Just before he hit the ground

[00:01:11] He hit the ground with an awful bang

[00:01:13] It was a terrible sight

[00:01:15] The preacher and the bear with a razor in his hair

[00:01:17] Just a-cutting left and right

[00:01:18] Well they rolled around on the ground

[00:01:20] The preacher was up and then he was down

[00:01:22] The bear let out an awful moan

[00:01:24] It looked like the preacher was holding his own

[00:01:25] Lord if I get out of here alive

[00:01:27] That good book I will abide

[00:01:28] I'll never sin on Sabbath day

[00:01:30] And Sunday come I'll pray and pray

[00:01:32] To the heavens he did glance

[00:01:34] Said lord just gimme one more chance

[00:01:35] Then his suspenders gave away

[00:01:37] And he knocked that bear ten feet away

[00:01:39] Then the preacher got up and made a bound

[00:01:41] To the tree where he'd be safe and sound

[00:01:43] Pulled himself up and turned about

[00:01:44] Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout

[00:01:46] Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den

[00:01:49] Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then

[00:01:52] The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace

[00:01:54] So the good book do declare

[00:01:55] Yes lord if you can't help me

[00:01:57] For goodness sake don't help that bear