《Grandma’s Christmas Dinner》歌词

[00:00:00] Grandma's Christmas Dinner - Paul

[00:00:03] We piled the family in the SUV on christmas day

[00:00:06] And headed off to grandma's house one hundred miles away

[00:00:09] 'Cause grandma cooked a great big christmas dinner for us all

[00:00:12] She's done it every single year since I was very small

[00:00:16] Now all her life our grandma's always been a bit confused

[00:00:19] Forgetting where she parked the car and wearing mismatched shoes

[00:00:22] We thought that it was cute at first but lately she's been getting worse

[00:00:25] The final straw was we saw the dinner she produced

[00:00:28] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:00:32] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:00:35] She crammed him full of yams and served him up with mashed potatoes

[00:00:38] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:00:41] Uncle al threw up and auntie patty screamed with fright

[00:00:44] But I was really starving so I snuck a tiny bite

[00:00:48] That yappy little bastard used to drive the family mad

[00:00:51] But with some chestnut stuffing on the side he's not half bad

[00:00:59] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:01:03] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:01:06] Turns out that chardonnay's the perfect wine with cocker spaniel

[00:01:09] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:01:12] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:01:15] This christmas grandma cooked the dog

[00:01:18] We don't know where the cat is but dessert is on its way

[00:01:22] This christmas grandma cooked the dog