《Shitty Golfer》歌词

[00:00:00] Shitty Golfer - Toby Keith (托比·凯斯)

[00:00:06] I'm a shitty golfer you can ask my wife

[00:00:09] I've been out there hackin' every day of my life

[00:00:13] I got the shorts

[00:00:14] And all the plaid sweaters

[00:00:16] And new taylormade driver didn't make me any better

[00:00:22] Man I hit 'em fast

[00:00:24] And I hit 'em thin

[00:00:26] I roll 'em in the bunker's man I hit 'em again

[00:00:30] Slice 'em in the bushes

[00:00:33] Crank 'em in a creek

[00:00:35] I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street

[00:00:38] Yeah I'm 245

[00:00:41] Right down the middle

[00:00:43] And I'll miss the green to the left just a little

[00:00:47] Chili dip a wedge and put it all together

[00:00:51] Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather

[00:00:55] If you call that good

[00:00:57] And let me press on the side

[00:01:00] You can put me down for a fight

[00:01:05] Hey I'm a shitty golfer most of us are

[00:01:08] But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars

[00:01:12] What else you gonna do

[00:01:13] You're out of town

[00:01:15] And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round

[00:01:20] Man I played Augusta

[00:01:22] And I played Pebble Beach

[00:01:24] And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83

[00:01:28] If I live long enough

[00:01:29] Be 88

[00:01:31] I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age

[00:01:35] Yeah I'm 245

[00:01:38] Right down the middle

[00:01:40] And I'll miss the green to the left

[00:01:43] Just a little

[00:01:44] Chili dip a wedge and put it all together

[00:01:48] Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather

[00:01:53] If you call that good

[00:01:55] And let me press on the side

[00:01:57] You can put me down for a fight oh yeah

[00:02:02] You can put me down for a fight