《结婚难》歌词

[00:00:00] 结婚难 - 响叮当

[00:00:01] 结婚难结婚难

[00:00:03] 如今这结婚实在是难

[00:00:04] 眼看就要三十了

[00:00:06] 相亲相了无数遍

[00:00:08] 父母唠叨是亲戚劝

[00:00:09] 想想也该成家了

[00:00:11] 今个儿再去相亲吧

[00:00:13] 到了地方我挺高兴

[00:00:15] 这回的姑娘倒挺水灵

[00:00:17] 美人这时说话了

[00:00:18] 小伙儿长的挺精神

[00:00:20] 浓眉大眼还挺好看

[00:00:21] 我看这事就这么办

[00:00:23] 你先拿个三五万

[00:00:25] 就算是聘金和礼钱

[00:00:27] 至于戒指和项链

[00:00:28] 这些东西要单算

[00:00:30] 房子车子都准备好

[00:00:32] 特别是丈母娘跳眉毛

[00:00:34] 哎呀 娘啊

[00:00:35] 一听啊我这心里就乱了

[00:00:37] 这个事儿呀不好办

[00:00:39] 算下来也得五六十万

[00:00:41] 让我想想该怎么办

[00:00:42] 想来想去不行啊

[00:00:43] 砸锅卖铁也不够啊

[00:00:45] 看来这媳妇儿又吹了

[00:00:47] 还是另娶他人吧

[00:00:49] 结婚难结婚难

[00:00:51] 如今这结婚实在是难啊

[00:00:53] 难 难 难