《水浒0054》歌词

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[00:00:01] 武松上了景阳岗

[00:00:04] 由于酒力发作

[00:00:06] 头重脚轻

[00:00:09] 十分乏累

[00:00:13] 正好有块卧牛青石

[00:00:17] 躺在上头就睡着了

[00:00:20] 您说他这胆子得有多大

[00:00:25] 昏昏沉沉

[00:00:27] 也不知睡了有多长时间

[00:00:30] 突然

[00:00:32] 刮起一阵怪风来

[00:00:40] 哗啦

[00:00:43] 飞沙走石

[00:00:45] 树叶子哗哗直响啊

[00:00:49] 一股腥味扑鼻

[00:00:53] 紧跟着就听讲话啊

[00:01:01] 大吼一声

[00:01:02] 是山摇地动

[00:01:05] 把武松在梦中惊醒啊

[00:01:09] 凭着经验

[00:01:11] 他就知道不好

[00:01:14] 武松急忙坐下来

[00:01:16] 定睛一看

[00:01:21] 离着自己不远

[00:01:23] 出现了一只

[00:01:25] 白鹅掉进大虫

[00:01:30] 就是一只老虎

[00:01:34] 因为白脑门儿

[00:01:35] 白眼圈儿

[00:01:37] 吊眼梢

[00:01:38] 所以叫白鹅吊睛大虫

[00:01:43] 哎哟

[00:01:44] 这只虎可够个儿啊

[00:01:47] 那脑袋比麦斗还大着六圈

[00:01:52] 身子没有八尺长

[00:01:54] 也差不多少

[00:01:56] 尾巴高高竖起

[00:01:59] 眼塞金灯

[00:02:01] 嘴赛火盆

[00:02:04] 大牙好似尖刀

[00:02:07] 雪白瓦亮

[00:02:10] 虎须倒竖

[00:02:12] 正瞅着武松发威

[00:02:17] 这武松啊

[00:02:18] 从脑瓜顶

[00:02:20] 凉到脚跟唰

[00:02:26] 那心里头就好像空了似的

[00:02:29] 什么也没了

[00:02:31] 顺着额角往下淌汗

[00:02:34] 鼻子

[00:02:35] 脖子

[00:02:36] 前后心

[00:02:37] 就这一下

[00:02:40] 叫汗

[00:02:41] 全给弄透了

[00:02:44] 那位说

[00:02:44] 你别瞎白话了

[00:02:47] 武松那么大能耐

[00:02:48] 至于那么害怕吗啊

[00:02:52] 武松也是个人

[00:02:53] 他不是神呢

[00:02:57] 你看

[00:02:58] 说着容易做着难

[00:03:00] 也慢说

[00:03:01] 在深山之中遇上老虎

[00:03:05] 你就碰着一条狗

[00:03:07] 或者碰着一只狼

[00:03:10] 你害怕不害怕

[00:03:14] 武松一看不好

[00:03:15] 一骨碌身

[00:03:17] 躲到卧牛青石的左侧

[00:03:20] 伸手把哨棒抄起来了

[00:03:26] 做好了准备

[00:03:28] 不打不拼也不行了

[00:03:34] 说时迟

[00:03:35] 那时快呀

[00:03:37] 就见这只猛虎

[00:03:39] 把大嘴一张

[00:03:41] 怒吼一声

[00:03:42] 前爪一竖

[00:03:44] 后腿一蹬

[00:03:45] 唰

[00:03:49] 刮着风就扑过来了

[00:03:53] 这一招叫虎跃

[00:03:57] 那个老虎能悬起来

[00:03:59] 离地能有八九尺高

[00:04:02] 呜的一声

[00:04:04] 奔武松扑来

[00:04:08] 后来的武术家

[00:04:11] 根据动物

[00:04:12] 他的特长

[00:04:15] 诶研究出的武术

[00:04:16] 所以这招也叫虎扑子

[00:04:22] 要换旁人呢

[00:04:24] 那就堆那儿动不了了

[00:04:27] 你别看武松害怕

[00:04:29] 方寸未乱

[00:04:31] 头脑非常清醒

[00:04:35] 一看老虎以上是下

[00:04:37] 扑下来了

[00:04:39] 这个家伙重有七八百斤

[00:04:43] 也慢说他咬你

[00:04:45] 抓你

[00:04:47] 就是砸

[00:04:48] 也得把你砸个半死不拉活

[00:04:53] 武松急忙上步闪身往旁边一躲

[00:04:58] 嗨

[00:05:02] 老虎是两个前爪扑空

[00:05:06] 摁到地上了

[00:05:08] 还没等武松还手呢

[00:05:13] 就见这猛虎前爪摁地

[00:05:17] 后屁股一拧

[00:05:19] 这招叫跨打呀

[00:05:22] 奔武松就撞来了

[00:05:26] 你想什么人跟老虎碰屁股能碰得过

[00:05:33] 真碰上了

[00:05:35] 也是骨断筋折呀

[00:05:39] 老虎有三绝

[00:05:41] 一

[00:05:41] 这是第二招

[00:05:43] 叫跨打

[00:05:46] 再看武松脚尖点地

[00:05:49] 飞身往空中一纵

[00:05:51] 还成

[00:05:53] 他窜起来五六尺高

[00:05:55] 这老虎这一屁股

[00:05:58] 没撞着他

[00:06:01] 武松双脚刚然落地

[00:06:04] 老虎可急了

[00:06:07] 就见那尾巴

[00:06:09] 好像钢鞭一样

[00:06:11] 摇起来

[00:06:12] 奔武松腰里便抽

[00:06:19] 那尾巴要抽到人身上

[00:06:21] 受得了吗

[00:06:23] 而且速度之快

[00:06:26] 令人瞠目结舌呀

[00:06:30] 武松双脚刚眼一落地

[00:06:32] 一看尾巴又来了

[00:06:34] 说声不好

[00:06:36] 往地下一趴

[00:06:37] 哎

[00:06:40] 这胡尾巴贴着后脑勺

[00:06:42] 刮着风就过去了

[00:06:45] 虽然没抽着武松

[00:06:48] 把武松身后一棵小树给抽着了

[00:06:53] 这棵树

[00:06:54] 也有对掐粗啊

[00:06:57] 耳聋中

[00:06:58] 就听见咔吧一声

[00:07:00] 把树抽为两半

[00:07:04] 你说多大的劲儿啊

[00:07:08] 武松连着躲过三招

[00:07:12] 那汗出的不知有多少了

[00:07:17] 单说这老虎

[00:07:20] 这三下

[00:07:22] 没想着对方

[00:07:24] 这锐气和气力

[00:07:28] 就下去了

[00:07:29] 有50%

[00:07:33] 要不咱平常有那么句话吗

[00:07:36] 我没叫他唬住

[00:07:38] 啊

[00:07:38] 你唬人是怎么的

[00:07:41] 跟这意思差不多

[00:07:43] 老虎也是如此

[00:07:46] 嗷

[00:07:46] 这一叫唤

[00:07:47] 冲你发威

[00:07:49] 要把你吓不倒

[00:07:51] 就使这三招决议

[00:07:52] 这三招决议也没把你制服

[00:07:56] 他也就泄气泄了一半了

[00:08:01] 老虎一转身

[00:08:03] 仍然是这三招

[00:08:05] 嗷一声又扑过来了

[00:08:08] 这回武松可缓过手来了

[00:08:12] 老虎一扑

[00:08:13] 他往旁边一躲

[00:08:15] 老虎扑空再看武松

[00:08:18] 双手抡起哨棒

[00:08:21] 攒足平生的力量

[00:08:25] 把吃奶的劲儿都使出来了

[00:08:29] 恨不能这一棒

[00:08:31] 把老虎砸个脑浆崩裂呀

[00:08:34] 哎呀

[00:08:38] 就听见咔吧一声

[00:08:42] 把武松震得虎口发酸

[00:08:47] 结果怎么样

[00:08:48] 情急之下

[00:08:51] 这哨棒子打到一棵歪脖树上

[00:08:55] 你说倒霉不倒霉

[00:08:58] 在武松头顶上

[00:09:01] 就是一棵歪脖树

[00:09:03] 武松个儿也大

[00:09:05] 胳膊也长

[00:09:06] 这一抡这哨棒

[00:09:09] 你想有多高啊

[00:09:11] 没砸着

[00:09:12] 虎砸到歪脖树上了

[00:09:14] 咔吧一声

[00:09:15] 把哨棒折为两段

[00:09:20] 武松心头一凉

[00:09:22] 哎哟

[00:09:22] 坏了

[00:09:24] 剩这半截哨棒

[00:09:26] 它也不好使啊

[00:09:27] 武松就扔了

[00:09:30] 正赶这时

[00:09:31] 老虎嗷了一声又扑过来

[00:09:34] 武松往后一退还

[00:09:38] 这老虎前爪扑空

[00:09:41] 正好落到武松眼前

[00:09:46] 武松

[00:09:47] 再不能犹豫了

[00:09:49] 到了

[00:09:49] 现在不能跑

[00:09:51] 扭头一跑

[00:09:52] 嗝儿屁朝凉

[00:09:55] 必须进

[00:09:56] 不能退呀

[00:09:59] 因此

[00:10:00] 武松

[00:10:01] 灵机一动

[00:10:02] 探出双手

[00:10:03] 哎

[00:10:04] 往下一哈腰

[00:10:07] 把老虎脑袋上的皮和肉

[00:10:11] 他抓住了

[00:10:14] 武松在少林寺练过功

[00:10:17] 练过鹰爪力

[00:10:19] 铁砂掌

[00:10:21] 他又年轻20 多岁

[00:10:24] 倍儿棒

[00:10:24] 那体格那么好

[00:10:26] 再加上今天是股激劲儿啊

[00:10:31] 那手上有多大的力量

[00:10:33] 抓住老虎脑门上的皮肉

[00:10:37] 攒足平生的力量往地上一摁啊

[00:10:46] 硬是把老虎的脑袋摁到贴了地

[00:10:51] 那老虎这摇头摆尾

[00:10:54] 猫门直叫

[00:10:55] 就是抬不起脑袋来

[00:10:57] 就地转圈

[00:11:00] 再看老虎后胯

[00:11:02] 吱吱这根尾巴

[00:11:04] 噼的

[00:11:04] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:11:08] 打的是石块乱飞

[00:11:12] 那钱爪子

[00:11:13] 它挠地呀

[00:11:15] 他想起来

[00:11:16] 因此拼命在地下刨

[00:11:19] 您说使了多大劲儿

[00:11:22] 就刨出两个大坑来

[00:11:25] 这一磨磨

[00:11:26] 哎

[00:11:26] 把下巴颏还垫坑里头了

[00:11:29] 给武松创造了机会了

[00:11:33] 那武松是决不能缓劲儿啊

[00:11:35] 脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:11:38] 越来越使劲往下摁着

[00:11:40] 等老虎这脑袋一进坑

[00:11:43] 武松一看

[00:11:44] 机会来了

[00:11:46] 腾出右拳

[00:11:48] 用一只胳膊摁着老虎的脑袋

[00:11:51] 把皮锤大小的拳头就抡开了

[00:11:55] 对准老虎的脑门儿

[00:11:57] 啪

[00:11:59] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:12:05] 像雨点一样

[00:12:07] 就砸下去了

[00:12:09] 上边砸着脚

[00:12:11] 没闲着

[00:12:15] 再看武松

[00:12:16] 两条腿换着踢

[00:12:17] 啪啦啪啪噔啪啪

[00:12:22] 武松的腿也没闲着

[00:12:24] 对准老虎的脑袋这顿踢

[00:12:29] 那位说不是三拳两脚

[00:12:33] 打死一只老虎

[00:12:35] 那是神话

[00:12:36] 武松

[00:12:38] 能打的死吗

[00:12:40] 手里没家伙

[00:12:41] 就是一头狼也打不死

[00:12:45] 究竟打多少下武松也不知道

[00:12:49] 说书人也不清楚

[00:12:51] 反正这顿揍是不善就得了

[00:12:55] 最后一直把老虎给揍得是七窍流血

[00:13:00] 不动狠了

[00:13:03] 武松啊

[00:13:04] 怕他不死

[00:13:05] 接茬又削了几拳子

[00:13:08] 又踢了几脚

[00:13:10] 一看

[00:13:11] 他确实不动了

[00:13:13] 武松才慢慢的把手松开

[00:13:16] 唯恐他不死

[00:13:19] 把那半截哨棒又捡回来了

[00:13:23] 对准这脑袋

[00:13:24] 又是一顿猛敲啊

[00:13:27] 后来发现

[00:13:29] 老虎确确实实是死了

[00:13:33] 武松就好像泄了气的皮球

[00:13:42] 一点儿劲儿都没了

[00:13:45] 天旋地转

[00:13:47] 骨头颈都疼

[00:13:49] 武松一摘

[00:13:50] 歪身子

[00:13:51] 倒在卧牛青石之上

[00:13:55] 张着大嘴

[00:13:57] 不扶持

[00:13:58] 光剩下喘了

[00:14:05] 这叫玩命

[00:14:07] 什么叫气不长出面不更色

[00:14:10] 没那么事儿

[00:14:12] 不豁出一下

[00:14:14] 能打死老虎吗

[00:14:17] 那么以后

[00:14:19] 有很多人编小说

[00:14:22] 和张三打死过虎

[00:14:24] 李四打死过

[00:14:27] 可打那虎极其容易

[00:14:29] 好像打死一只小猫那么容易

[00:14:32] 有那种事儿

[00:14:34] 全是在人家武松打虎的基础上瞎编出来的

[00:14:41] 亘古以来

[00:14:43] 有几个打死老虎的

[00:14:46] 那武松堪称打虎的鼻祖

[00:14:49] 留下千古的美谈

[00:14:55] 单说武松

[00:14:57] 躺了能有那么三四分钟吧

[00:15:00] 他忽然感觉到不好

[00:15:03] 我得起来

[00:15:05] 为什么呢

[00:15:07] 一年惊蛇咬

[00:15:08] 十年怕井绳

[00:15:11] 武松多了个心眼啊

[00:15:13] 莫非就这一只虎吗

[00:15:16] 再来一只

[00:15:17] 怎么办

[00:15:18] 也备不住

[00:15:19] 公母是一对儿呢还

[00:15:22] 哎呀

[00:15:23] 我到了现在这种地步

[00:15:26] 要来只虎

[00:15:28] 老老实实叫他给吃了

[00:15:31] 我还不逃走

[00:15:33] 更待何时啊

[00:15:34] 我等着找死啊

[00:15:37] 不顾身上的疼痛和乏累

[00:15:41] 武松

[00:15:41] 把衣服找找

[00:15:44] 把包袱往身上一背

[00:15:46] 那破哨棒也不要了

[00:15:48] 回头看了看那只死虎

[00:15:51] 呸

[00:15:52] 再见

[00:15:54] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:15:57] 他接茬赶路

[00:15:59] 就下了景阳岗

[00:16:03] 他要回清河县

[00:16:04] 找他哥去

[00:16:07] 可是走出来没有半里地

[00:16:12] 这月亮可挺亮啊

[00:16:14] 武松就突然发现道边儿上

[00:16:18] 有黑影晃动

[00:16:21] 他揉揉眼睛一看

[00:16:23] 哎哟

[00:16:23] 坏了

[00:16:24] 闹了半天

[00:16:26] 是两只虎

[00:16:28] 武松心说

[00:16:30] 怎么样

[00:16:30] 真叫我猜着了

[00:16:32] 我命休矣

[00:16:36] 诶就在这时候

[00:16:38] 他发现那两只虎平地站起来了

[00:16:42] 这才看清

[00:16:44] 甲虎

[00:16:46] 闹了半天

[00:16:47] 是人装的

[00:16:49] 顶着虎头

[00:16:51] 围着虎皮

[00:16:52] 在地上趴着

[00:16:55] 完

[00:16:55] 这玩意儿吓人不吓人

[00:16:58] 这俩人把虎头往脖子后头一招

[00:17:02] 露出五官相貌来了

[00:17:05] 每人手中拖着一条猎叉腰里挎着匕首和弯刀

[00:17:11] 打着裹腿

[00:17:13] 穿着多耳麻鞋

[00:17:16] 可说话的时候

[00:17:18] 就到了眼前了

[00:17:20] 武松把双拳一攥

[00:17:23] 瞪着眼睛厉声喝道

[00:17:25] 呔

[00:17:27] 你们是什么人

[00:17:29] 为什么装虎吓人

[00:17:33] 敢情武松这一嗓子也够大的

[00:17:38] 山谷硬的嗡嗡

[00:17:41] 直起回音呢

[00:17:43] 把那俩主吓得一哆嗦

[00:17:46] 诶

[00:17:47] 我

[00:17:48] 喂

[00:17:49] 我我你

[00:17:50] 你是人呢

[00:17:51] 你

[00:17:52] 你是鬼

[00:17:54] 放屁

[00:17:55] 我是活蹦乱跳的人

[00:17:58] 哪来的鬼

[00:17:59] 哎呀我的妈呀

[00:18:00] 吓死我了

[00:18:01] 阿弥陀佛

[00:18:02] 哎呀

[00:18:04] 我我说那位英雄

[00:18:06] 我

[00:18:07] 你那胆儿有多大呀

[00:18:09] 你吃了熊心咽了豹子胆了

[00:18:12] 一个人什么都不拿

[00:18:15] 赶过景阳岗啊

[00:18:19] 你要遇上老虎啊

[00:18:21] 你就变了虎粪了

[00:18:23] 看见老虎们

[00:18:26] 你们是干什么的吧

[00:18:28] 我

[00:18:29] 我们就是本地的猎户

[00:18:32] 奉县太爷的堂玉

[00:18:36] 轮班在这堵截老虎

[00:18:39] 哈哈

[00:18:44] 你们倒没堵上

[00:18:46] 叫我给堵上了

[00:18:49] 实不相瞒

[00:18:51] 往上走不远

[00:18:53] 我遇上老虎了

[00:18:55] 我已经把他打死了

[00:18:58] 我

[00:19:01] 我怪不这年头天下大乱呢

[00:19:04] 是人都会吹牛皮啊

[00:19:07] 嗯

[00:19:07] 你你

[00:19:08] 你说什么

[00:19:10] 叫

[00:19:10] 叫你给打死了

[00:19:11] 你

[00:19:12] 你拿什么打死的

[00:19:14] 武松一听

[00:19:16] 把脸沉下来了

[00:19:17] 因为他这个人呢

[00:19:19] 不爱开玩笑

[00:19:21] 也最不爱听这种风凉话

[00:19:25] 我说你们两个人怎么知道我吹呢

[00:19:29] 不相信

[00:19:30] 你们去看看我说的是真是假

[00:19:34] 喂

[00:19:36] 我

[00:19:38] 这俩猎户打量打量武松

[00:19:41] 就这个头

[00:19:43] 就是这个神奇劲儿

[00:19:45] 不像说瞎话的样

[00:19:48] 但怎么可能呢

[00:19:50] 就他一个人能

[00:19:51] 能把老虎打死

[00:19:53] 这

[00:19:53] 这不笑话吗

[00:19:55] 叫他俩看他俩还害怕

[00:19:58] 恐怕上当

[00:20:00] 跟武松说

[00:20:02] 那

[00:20:02] 那坡底下还有我们十几个伙伴

[00:20:07] 等等我们把他找来

[00:20:09] 咱一块儿去

[00:20:11] 这俩人拖着猎叉呀

[00:20:14] 奔下边去了

[00:20:15] 时间不大

[00:20:17] 又找上十来个人

[00:20:19] 这些人儿手里都拿着家伙

[00:20:23] 来到武松近前

[00:20:25] 上下打量多时

[00:20:27] 好汉英雄

[00:20:28] 是您把老虎打死了吗然

[00:20:32] 老虎在哪呢

[00:20:33] 就在山岗不远

[00:20:36] 我我你

[00:20:37] 你受受累吧

[00:20:39] 您在头前引路

[00:20:40] 把我们带进去看看

[00:20:42] 好

[00:20:43] 随我来

[00:20:45] 和这些人仗着胆子

[00:20:47] 点起四只火把来

[00:20:50] 拿火把照着亮

[00:20:53] 全都围到一起

[00:20:55] 谁挨谁都挺近呢

[00:20:57] 这样可仗胆

[00:20:59] 在武松身后跟着

[00:21:02] 时间不大

[00:21:03] 到了那块卧牛青石的附近

[00:21:06] 武松用手往地上一指

[00:21:09] 各位

[00:21:09] 上演

[00:21:12] 他们把火把高高地举起

[00:21:14] 借着火光一看

[00:21:15] 哎哟

[00:21:17] 可不是嘛

[00:21:20] 哎哟

[00:21:21] 这只老虎可真够个啊

[00:21:24] 就在那儿趴着

[00:21:26] 都带人毛啊

[00:21:29] 这些人都不敢靠近

[00:21:33] 一看

[00:21:34] 的确老虎是死了

[00:21:35] 满地是血

[00:21:37] 再看

[00:21:39] 残枝败叶

[00:21:41] 还有断了的杆棒

[00:21:43] 确实是在这搏斗过呀

[00:21:47] 我我那位英雄

[00:21:49] 那虎死定没有

[00:21:52] 早死多时了

[00:21:54] 那怪吓人的

[00:21:56] 他不敢过去

[00:21:58] 武松心中暗笑

[00:22:00] 迈步过去

[00:22:01] 拎着虎耳朵

[00:22:03] 提溜起虎头来晃了晃

[00:22:05] 你们看看死没死

[00:22:07] 大伙儿这才放心

[00:22:09] 呵

[00:22:09] 都来能耐了

[00:22:11] 罗胳膊挽袖子过来

[00:22:13] 这个揍一拳

[00:22:14] 那个踢一脚

[00:22:16] 他妈的

[00:22:17] 这东西不知道从哪儿串来的

[00:22:20] 按说咱们景阳岗这地方哪能养的住老虎呢

[00:22:25] 诶

[00:22:26] 这从哪一座深山跑这儿来了

[00:22:29] 哎呀

[00:22:30] 数日来呀

[00:22:32] 光被他吃掉的大人孩子不计其数

[00:22:38] 被他吃的牛羊数不胜数

[00:22:42] 都把我们吓死了

[00:22:44] 这也算恶贯满盈

[00:22:47] 遇上打虎的英雄了

[00:22:49] 我好汉爷

[00:22:51] 您真是神仙

[00:22:55] 您是神仙一转呢

[00:22:57] 您给我们本地可除了害救了我们大伙了

[00:23:02] 我我弟兄们

[00:23:04] 让这位打虎的英雄到咱们村子里歇歇

[00:23:08] 来来来

[00:23:09] 抬着老虎下山

[00:23:11] 我说小五啊

[00:23:12] 你先回去给李正

[00:23:15] 给孙大户报个信儿

[00:23:18] 啊

[00:23:18] 让咱们准备接待诶

[00:23:22] 有俩小年轻的

[00:23:23] 先下岗了

[00:23:25] 余者的都带着绳子

[00:23:27] 把老虎捆好了

[00:23:29] 找来杠子一穿

[00:23:32] 俩人抬不起来

[00:23:35] 得八个人抬着

[00:23:37] 那还费挺大的劲儿呢

[00:23:40] 有两个人陪着

[00:23:42] 武松这才走下景阳岗

[00:23:46] 到了岗子底下了

[00:23:48] 猎户那小头还吩咐呢

[00:23:52] 把那些窝弓弩箭套子都都卸下来

[00:23:57] 别把人给伤着啊

[00:23:59] 闹了半天

[00:24:00] 他们挖了好多坑

[00:24:02] 下了很多套子

[00:24:04] 和窝弓弩箭

[00:24:07] 现在老虎死了

[00:24:08] 这玩意儿用不着了

[00:24:10] 再把行人给伤着怎么办呢

[00:24:13] 因此派人呢

[00:24:14] 全取回来了

[00:24:16] 众星捧月一般陪着武松下了景阳岗

[00:24:22] 赶奔景阳村

[00:24:25] 哎哟

[00:24:26] 就看着景阳村火把通明是敲锣打鼓啊

[00:24:31] 哥哥

[00:24:32] 兄弟

[00:24:33] 咱这儿出来奇人了

[00:24:36] 有位打虎的英雄把老虎打死了

[00:24:40] 真的

[00:24:41] 哎呀

[00:24:42] 三拳两脚就把老虎打没气儿了

[00:24:46] 你说这不是神仙吗

[00:24:48] 咱得看看打虎的英雄

[00:24:50] 走走走

[00:24:51] 大家看热闹去

[00:24:54] 武松这才一举

[00:24:57] 成名