《Earth-Shaking Event》歌词

[00:00:08] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:00:11] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:00:13] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:00:15] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me

[00:00:17] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:00:20] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:00:22] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:00:24] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me

[00:00:27] Cex got his heart broke can you believe that

[00:00:29] I've got the pieces to prove it but this track'll be my gluestick

[00:00:31] An album on my shelf that'll tell me what I really need to hear

[00:00:34] It's all the same all rage all tears

[00:00:36] And it'd be nice to pump my fist shout 'b***h ' and feel great

[00:00:38] But I just can't relate

[00:00:39] I like girls they're the one thing that makes this life worth livin'

[00:00:42] So we ought to stop singing this stale regurgitation of dismiss

[00:00:45] Today it all changed you see I broke up with my girl

[00:00:47] But I'ma right a party jam and dedicate it to her

[00:00:49] Don't think for a minute I'm out to fake sensitive

[00:00:51] You can kill me if you see me on some lily faced s**t

[00:00:54] I'm just sick of the same self righteous regret

[00:00:56] I'm snatching mics and guitars from the whiny and redundant

[00:00:58] Catch the blunt end of the role model's brutal honesty

[00:01:01] Don't wallow in their mess depressed follow me

[00:01:03] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:01:05] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:01:08] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:01:09] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me

[00:01:12] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:01:14] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:01:17] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:01:18] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me

[00:01:21] Middle finger to the indie rock singer

[00:01:24] Middle finger to the wack mc

[00:01:26] Middle finger to the uncreative underground

[00:01:28] And a sack of middle fingers to y'all on mtv

[00:01:30] Middle finger to the indie rock singer

[00:01:33] Middle finger to the wack mc

[00:01:35] Middle finger to the uncreative underground

[00:01:39] Now some sucks claim that their lyrically superior

[00:01:42] Writing cex off cause they say I'm not serious

[00:01:44] Yeah you might use a few more syllabyles

[00:01:46] But you're singing about the exact same s**t britney spears is

[00:01:48] So hear this I represent the average music listener

[00:01:51] You've been bringin' us down and now we're all pissed at ya

[00:01:53] I'm takin' your crowns and handin' 'em out on the corner

[00:01:55] To little kids sick of being tormented and bordered

[00:01:57] I'm not gonna cry cause my girl and I split

[00:01:59] I'm gonna be psyched that our lives even ever mixed

[00:02:02] And that I didn't let the artist living in my headphones

[00:02:04] Turn me bitter and cliche ridiculous and emo

[00:02:06] Oh no au contraire my brother

[00:02:09] Your mind sings precisely your problem with others

[00:02:11] Because the five bisexual hang ups are out

[00:02:13] Sexual phone ringing off the hook that's what it's about

[00:02:33] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:02:36] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:02:38] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:02:40] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me

[00:02:42] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:02:45] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:02:47] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:02:49] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me

[00:02:51] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:02:54] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:02:56] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:02:58] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me

[00:03:01] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend

[00:03:03] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event

[00:03:05] This planet's seen in recent history

[00:03:07] So I suggest that you can

[00:03:08] Shut the f**k up please