《Comic Relief》歌词

[00:00:00] Comic Relief (喜剧性穿插) - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米勒)

[00:00:00] Oh God Oh God life is real life

[00:00:02] Is when you wanna sing

[00:00:03] Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day

[00:00:04] Well you know I may well be a sequel to Jaws

[00:00:08] In which a shark is attacked

[00:00:10] By a great white woman

[00:00:13] Actually I'm not going to do

[00:00:14] The sequel to Jaws at all

[00:00:16] I'm making the sequel to 'Emanuelle'

[00:00:19] I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'

[00:00:22] Actually it's not dirty at all

[00:00:25] It's just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas

[00:00:28] And er one singular sub-plot

[00:00:31] In which a woman who has an

[00:00:33] Un-natural relationship with a Kreplach

[00:00:36] I know there must be one or

[00:00:37] Two of you out there

[00:00:38] Who haven't got the vaguest

[00:00:39] Idea what the hell is a Kreplach

[00:00:41] And to both of you I say

[00:00:49] A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia

[00:00:55] Which is a very small fishing

[00:00:56] Nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia

[00:01:02] You don't hear from them

[00:01:03] Too much since the iron curtain fell

[00:01:06] But every now and again

[00:01:07] One or two Kreplach's manage to escape

[00:01:10] But NEVER to Cleveland

[00:01:14] (Audience Member:) YES

[00:01:16] (Audeince Member:) Not True

[00:01:17] What

[00:01:17] There we have one Kreplach

[00:01:20] Who one Kreplach

[00:01:22] That managed to get to Cleveland

[00:01:26] In fact I venture to say

[00:01:28] That was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland

[00:01:33] (Audience Member:) Are you sure

[00:01:34] No Belle Barth used to say:

[00:01:38] 'Shut your hole honey

[00:01:38] Mines making money '

[00:01:41] (Audience Member:) OH

[00:01:47] Ooh she didn't say that

[00:01:48] I never said that

[00:01:50] I didn't say that

[00:01:51] I never said that

[00:01:56] Oh did you hear the news

[00:01:57] You haven't heard the news

[00:01:58] I must tell you the news

[00:01:59] I am the harbinger of news here

[00:02:01] I slept with Jack kennedy

[00:02:13] You wanna know what else

[00:02:15] They slept with Jack Kennedy

[00:02:18] Talk about your bad pigs Really

[00:02:20] Oh I'm sorry Girls

[00:02:22] Oh my God

[00:02:22] Oh God

[00:02:23] Oh God

[00:02:23] Alright

[00:02:24] Oh God

[00:02:24] Oh God

[00:02:24] Oh God

[00:02:25] Oh God

[00:02:25] Alright

[00:02:25] Alright

[00:02:25] Alright

[00:02:28] Please forgive me everyone

[00:02:30] Please forgive me

[00:02:32] Just a little yolk

[00:02:34] F**k 'em if they can't take a joke